TheSeventhTiger
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- Feb 1, 2013
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From reliable sources in Chicago and New York, The three "Global Warming Press Conferences" scheduled to be held in Orlando, Boston and Washington D.C. were cancelled for reasons unknown. Al Gore and his closest associates were to discuss the effects on how global warming is causing "Above Average Temperatures" throughout the United States this winter season. Another topic that was to be deciphered was how global warming caused the recent meteor crashing into Russia.
At this time, Al Gores whereabouts are still unknown. Rumor has it he is residing in one of his homes in Sarasota or Boca Raton Florida.