Amazon Prices Have Doubled!

[toobfreak]

I just checked Amazon for a new set of Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones for my next séance, and they now want TWICE the price from just a week ago!!! The market demand has apparently skyrocketed since that damned big mouth Trump!

Worse, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place now, I can't even make my own anymore as it seems that all the cats in the neighborhood have all disappeared! And dog owners now keep their porch lights on and walk their dogs carrying a gun.

This really sucks. What to do, what to do.

I can get a set of plastic play Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones still for an affordable price, but they don't carry any mojo.

I even tried calling Springfield for any spare cat bones they had, but the secretary hung up on me.

Trump has boned me yet again.

https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Cat-Bones-Accessory-Pack/dp/B075NMH6YJ/?tag=usmb-20

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Maybe the illegal Haitians have bought them up due to running out of cats from their neighbourhoods.

 

[KissMy]

Animal control spay & neuter to many cats! I prefer cat infestation to rat infestation.

OP is a lie! - Dream Bones are made with chicken, not cat.

 

[toobfreak]

Too funny. I actually got a 'Fake News' on a satirical thread by the Kiss My leftist dolt.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

OP is a lie! - Dream Bones are made with chicken, not cat.

No, in this case it was made with real cat.

 

[crossbody]

The people were dumb enough to fall for prime member fees. Also known as pre-paid shipping.

The dumbest thing ever when shipping on Amazon has always been free. Why not increase all the prices since the people are just that stupid.

 

[toobfreak]

The dumbest thing ever when shipping on Amazon has always been free.

I almost never pay for shipping on Amazon. All you need to do is meet the minimum order total requirement. It was originally only $25.00.

Main reason why I shop there.

 

[Crepitus]

I just checked Amazon for a new set of Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones for my next séance, and they now want TWICE the price from just a week ago!!! The market demand has apparently skyrocketed since that damned big mouth Trump!

Worse, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place now, I can't even make my own anymore as it seems that all the cats in the neighborhood have all disappeared! And dog owners now keep their porch lights on and walk their dogs carrying a gun.

This really sucks. What to do, what to do.

I can get a set of plastic play Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones still for an affordable price, but they don't carry any mojo.

I even tried calling Springfield for any spare cat bones they had, but the secretary hung up on me.

Trump has boned me yet again.

https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Cat-Bones-Accessory-Pack/dp/B075NMH6YJ/?tag=usmb-20

YOu kids really don't get humor.

 

[toobfreak]

No, in this case it was made with real cat.

That was the joke. Glad you caught that. What do dogs dream of? They dream of getting cats.

 

[toobfreak]

Look! Another leftist moron called a satire fake news! Too funny! How can something made up be fake? These idiots don't even know reality from fantasy.

 

[Muhammed]

I almost never pay for shipping on Amazon. All you need to do is meet the minimum order total requirement. It was originally only $25.00.

Main reason why I shop there.

Is that 3 day delivery or regular delivery?

Do you ever find yourself buying an item you don't really need just to get over the limit?

 

[toobfreak]

Is that 3 day delivery or regular delivery?

Regular, which usually is not much different than paid delivery. Stuff often arrives days ahead of schedule.

Do you ever find yourself buying an item you don't really need just to get over the limit?

No. I just save up items until I accumulate enough things on Amazon to meet the free shipping threshold.

 

[Muhammed]

Regular, which usually is not much different than paid delivery. Stuff often arrives days ahead of schedule.


No. I just save up items until I accumulate enough things on Amazon to meet the free shipping threshold.

We got Prime when most of the stores were closed because of COVID. And kept it. It's really convenient because I hate shopping and most items will be on the front porch in just two days anyways.

I also like it because sometimes I find things that I didn't know existed. For instance I broke some parts that raise and lower the leg rest on my La-Z-Boy chair. The things were made of cheap ass plastic fer crissakes. It was so under-engineered that I highly suspected it was a case of planned obsolescence.

When I looked for the parts on Amazon I found the OEM parts, but I also found aftermarket parts that were actually made of metal instead of plastic that were cheaper than the OEM parts.

 

[Muhammed]

I just checked Amazon for a new set of Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones for my next séance, and they now want TWICE the price from just a week ago!!! The market demand has apparently skyrocketed since that damned big mouth Trump!

Worse, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place now, I can't even make my own anymore as it seems that all the cats in the neighborhood have all disappeared! And dog owners now keep their porch lights on and walk their dogs carrying a gun.

This really sucks. What to do, what to do.

I can get a set of plastic play Haitian Voodoo Cat Bones still for an affordable price, but they don't carry any mojo.

I even tried calling Springfield for any spare cat bones they had, but the secretary hung up on me.

Trump has boned me yet again.



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https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Cat-Bones-Accessory-Pack/dp/B075NMH6YJ/?tag=usmb-20

If you can't get a black cat bone, get the next best thing,

Crank it up, get your shit together, and get the Black Cat Moan!

 

[toobfreak]

It was so under-engineered that I highly suspected it was a case of planned obsolescence.

That is exactly what it was.
Prime might be worthwhile for me except I really don't shop for much that often on Amazon.

 

[toobfreak]

If you can't get a black cat bone, get the next best thing,
Crank it up, get your shit together, and get the Black Cat Moan!

Oh, Gee, I just wish I could tell you how close to home that 1974 tune with B,B&A hits!

 

[two_iron]

YOu kids really don't get humor.

It triggered you into a sniveling mess.... and that's humorous!

 

[Crepitus]

It triggered you into a sniveling mess.... and that's humorous!

Did it?

I hadn't noticed.

How can you tell?

 

[toobfreak]

I hadn't noticed.

Just like you didn't notice Basketweaver Biden stumbling and falling lost on stage unable to do his job the past two years, leaving this country wide open to God knows what.

 

[Crepitus]

Just like you didn't notice Basketweaver Biden stumbling and falling lost on stage unable to do his job the past two years, leaving this country wide open to God knows what.

A deflection from your own personal attack?

What does that even mean?