Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

[Weatherman2020]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

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[Justin Richardson]

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

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This is one of those where just the headline is enough to get the message across. The picture helps, but it really didn't need to go further than there for me to appreciate the humor.

 

[jillian]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

babylonbee.com

You’re such a lying freak

pathetic. Little trumpkins all sad that joe kicked their orange psychopath’s butt. Your boy can’t complete a sentence. Ever wonder that’s why uneducated white trash love him

 

[TNHarley]

Your boy can’t complete a sentence

Yall have much in common.

 

[Weatherman2020]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

babylonbee.com

You’re such a lying freak

pathetic. Little trumpkins all sad that joe kicked their orange psychopath’s butt. Your boy can’t complete a sentence. Ever wonder that’s why uneducated white trash love him

 

[TNHarley]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

babylonbee.com

You’re such a lying freak

pathetic. Little trumpkins all sad that joe kicked their orange psychopath’s butt. Your boy can’t complete a sentence. Ever wonder that’s why uneducated white trash love him

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[hadit]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

babylonbee.com

You’re such a lying freak

pathetic. Little trumpkins all sad that joe kicked their orange psychopath’s butt. Your boy can’t complete a sentence. Ever wonder that’s why uneducated white trash love him

And that in a nutshell illustrates the phenomenon we've been noting. Liberals own Washington, they're in charge of everything, yet are still the most bitter, humorless humans on the planet. Why is that?

 

[Weatherman2020]

"As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

"Listen, folks, we're one day in and it's been a wild ride. As my term as President comes to a close, it's time for me to lay out my ambitious agenda for my final 100 days."

Sources say Biden will have to move quickly since it's entirely possible his presidency could end well before the anticipated 100 days. The aspirational agenda includes ending all racism, outlawing inequality, saving Earth, bringing world peace, socializing the healthcare system, and requiring home care nurses to serve better tapioca pudding to their patients.

"I always pledged to be a president for all Americans," said Biden as he outlined his plan. "Foghorn laid an egg on my cabeza and the henhouse needs to close down before the noodle-boat falls in the gravy."

The White House press corps erupted in rapturous cheers, seemingly moved by Biden's inspiring words. It's possible, however, that they're just very excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President.

"We're just really excited about Kamala Harris taking over as President," confirmed one reporter.

Biden Outlines Plan For Final 100 Days In Office

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In prepared remarks given to a room full of giddy reporters, President Biden laid out his plans for his final 100 days in office.

babylonbee.com

You’re such a lying freak

pathetic. Little trumpkins all sad that joe kicked their orange psychopath’s butt. Your boy can’t complete a sentence. Ever wonder that’s why uneducated white trash love him

And that in a nutshell illustrates the phenomenon we've been noting. Liberals own Washington, they're in charge of everything, yet are still the most bitter, humorless humans on the planet. Why is that?

Leftism is a mental illness.

 

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