Burger King Island condemns tariffs

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Burger King today announced a 5% tariff increase on their Whopper due to Donald Trump implementing tariffs on the largely uninhabited Burger King island off the coast of Timbuctoo. Hamburglar was interviewed about the issue and had this to say, "Trump has done this with our Big Mac's as well on McDonald Island and he must be stopped, or prices will be so high people will think they are buying their hamburger on the island of Five Guys but not tasting as good!"

No word yet on whether the tariffs will be extended to the Island of Five Guys as well, but then, we are only talking about 5 guys on an island, so who really cares?

 

[my2¢]

A price increase! And here I was thinking they would eat the cost.

 

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A price increase! And here I was thinking they would eat the cost.

Everyone, to the White Castle with your pitch forks!!

This means war!!!!!

 

[1srelluc]

The Hamburglar is a terrorist.

 

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The Hamburglar is a terrorist.

I had no idea he was a democrat.