Captain Competition

[Captain Caveman]

JB - Sniff sniff I hear you're doing a crap job Labour liar

KS - Just as crap as you dementia old man

 

[Captain Caveman]

JB - I've screwed thousands of young girls

KS - That's nothing, I've screwed a few million pensioners

 

[Crepitus]

And the caveman goes full retard....

 

[Captain Caveman]

Just realised predictive text threw in, "CAPTAIN" instead of "CAPTION"

 

[Captain Caveman]

And the caveman goes full retard....

JB - I've done a crapper job than you're gonna do

KS - Hold my beer

Jew hater Crepitus owns a kettle and pot shop

 

[Captain Caveman]

JB - This is the hand I fondled that little lassy with

 

[Crepitus]

JB - I've done a crapper job than you're gonna do

KS - Hold my beer

Jew hater Crepitus owns a kettle and pot shop

I got nothing against Jews. It ain't my team marching to the chant "the Jews will not replace us!".