Choosing a Wife

asaratis

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Choosing a wife




A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.



The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..



Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest tits.



Men are like that, you know.





And on another note!


There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 
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If I ever get married I'm not bothered about big tits or good looks

I want a big fat one that knows she ugly will therefore never leave me cos she knows she'll never do better than me & she cooks my dinners, cleans the house, irons my clothes, doesn't answer back and walks my dog. That's what an ideal marriage is for me.
 
If I ever get married I'm not bothered about big tits or good looks

I want a big fat one that knows she ugly will therefore never leave me cos she knows she'll never do better than me & she cooks my dinners, cleans the house, irons my clothes, doesn't answer back and walks my dog. That's what an ideal marriage is for me.
I once saw a real ad in the Personals section of the local newspaper:

Male seeking Female: Outdoor Man seeks healthy woman who loves to fish, knows how to bait hooks with worms and crickets, has a boat, can cook over a campfire. Send a picture of the boat.
 
If I ever get married I'm not bothered about big tits or good looks

I want a big fat one that knows she ugly will therefore never leave me cos she knows she'll never do better than me & she cooks my dinners, cleans the house, irons my clothes, doesn't answer back and walks my dog. That's what an ideal marriage is for me.
I once saw a real ad in the Personals section of the local newspaper:

Male seeking Female: Outdoor Man seeks healthy woman who loves to fish, knows how to bait hooks with worms and crickets, has a boat, can cook over a campfire. Send a picture of the boat.
My wife's like that.

Greg
 

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