Epstein List hung itself

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Washington - Attorney General Pamela Bondi, in conjunction with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), declassified and publicly released files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and his sexual exploitation of over 250 underage girls at his homes in New York and Florida. However, before the list could be released to the public, the Epstein list hung itself before revealing all of the names on the list. "The list was fake anyway", said Hillary Clinton. "I can prove it because the list said my husband got on Epstein's plane 25 times, but then says he got off 50 times, the math simply does not add up. But yea, it would have been nice to see what was on the rest of the list about my husband, but who cares, its all-fake noose anyway, ha, ha, ha, ha."

Pamela Bondi commented, "I'm terribly sorry to have allowed this to happen under my watch, but then again, I'm just thankful to have woken up this morning, it's great to be alive! I can't tell you how grateful I man for the little things like that, especially today. But rest assured, we will leave no stone unturned to find out how all this happened, just like with Jeffrey. I mean, it is puzzling enough to know how it got the rope to hang itself let alone the bleach bit it used right before hanging itself."

 

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