Funniest Moment During State of the Union Speech 2015

[Procrustes Stretched]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

 

[Hossfly]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

 

[asaratis]

"...the same as it was when I took office in 2009...

To do what I thinks is best for America! It's all about ME!"

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

"...the same as it was when I took office in 2009...

To do what I thinks is best for America! It's all about ME!"​

"A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."​

 

[Hossfly]

"...the same as it was when I took office in 2009...

To do what I thinks is best for America! It's all about ME!"​

"A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."​

He should have been following his own advice the past six years. He's squirming.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

"...the same as it was when I took office in 2009...

To do what I thinks is best for America! It's all about ME!"​

"A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."​

He should have been following his own advice the past six years. He's squirming.

delusion on display. Obama didn't act worried at all. He was calm, cool, collected and funny...

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

found it!

 

[Sarah G]

found it!

HaHa. That was funny.

 

[asaratis]

"...the same as it was when I took office in 2009...

To do what I thinks is best for America! It's all about ME!"​

"A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."​

"...and I will veto whatever you send me that I don't like. So either you compromise with me and do things MY WAY, or I'll VETO< VETO VETO.

The Senate should send Obama the bi-partisan bills that Harry sat on (300+) and let him start vetoing them.

Obama is a pathological liar!

 

[Sarah G]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

found it!

HaHa. That was funny.

 

[Hossfly]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

Everyone in America saw her asleep but you?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

great lines. funny too, how wingnuts will ignore them completely. I wonder if some GOP leaders will consider them. They want a do something Congress

I know, 'cause I won both of them." -- when Obama said he had no campaigns left to run and some Republicans sarcastically clapped, the President shot back: "I know, 'cause I won both of them."

...

2014 was the planet's warmest year on record. Now, one year doesn't make a trend, but this does – 14 of the 15 warmest years on record have all fallen in the first 15 years of this century.

I've heard some folks try to dodge the evidence by saying they're not scientists; that we don't have enough information to act. Well, I'm not a scientist, either. But you know what – I know a lot of really good scientists at NASA, and NOAA, and at our major universities. The best scientists in the world are all telling us that our activities are changing the climate, and if we do not act forcefully, we'll continue to see rising oceans, longer, hotter heat waves, dangerous droughts and floods, and massive disruptions that can trigger greater migration, conflict, and hunger around the globe. The Pentagon says that climate change poses immediate risks to our national security. We should act like it.
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A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears.

A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives.​

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

Everyone in America saw her asleep but you?

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."

 

[asaratis]

found it!

HaHa. That was funny.

Yea, right...and you'd think the arrogant bastard would realize that his side lost BIG TIME in the last general election. America is tired of his shit..yet he promises to carry on with his leftist agenda...(which BTW, he says was on the ballot last November)

Newsflash, Obutthead! Your agenda LOST THE ELECTION!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

found it!

HaHa. That was funny.

Yea, right...and you'd think the arrogant bastard would realize that his side lost BIG TIME in the last general election. America is tired of his shit..yet he promises to carry on with his leftist agenda...(which BTW, he says was on the ballot last November)

Newsflash, Obutthead! Your agenda LOST THE ELECTION!

hey pay attention: "A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."

 

[Sarah G]

found it!

Love it.

 

[Hossfly]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

In fact, in the video Dante posted in #11 you can see the scrawny old bitch fast asleep. Look at that video.

 

[Sarah G]

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

pretty darn funny. hilarious. had me in stitches

I was waiting to see if Ginsburg would fall out of her chair. She was snoring like a hog.

Liar. It must have been good. You have to make shit like this up.

In fact, in the video Dante posted in #11 you can see the scrawny old bitch fast asleep. Look at that video.

You're such a liar Hoss. Your guys won, why so glum? Maybe you know they are too incopetent to handle it.

 

[asaratis]

found it!

HaHa. That was funny.

Yea, right...and you'd think the arrogant bastard would realize that his side lost BIG TIME in the last general election. America is tired of his shit..yet he promises to carry on with his leftist agenda...(which BTW, he says was on the ballot last November)

Newsflash, Obutthead! Your agenda LOST THE ELECTION!

hey pay attention: "A better politics is one where we appeal to each other's basic decency instead of our basest fears."

"A better politics is one where we debate without demonizing each other; where we talk issues, and values, and principles, and facts, rather than "gotcha" moments, or trivial gaffes, or fake controversies that have nothing to do with people's daily lives."

I wonder which Obamabot wrote that flowery rhetoric for Obama.