Graffiti

[Bootneck]

Bill and Barney were walking home from school one day and they see "PENIS" written on a wall.
'I wonder what that means' asks Barney ?
'Dunno but I'll ask my dad when I get home' says Bill

When Bill gets home his dad is watching TV.
'Dad' he says 'I was walking home from school with Barney and we saw the word "PENIS" written on a wall.
As we don't know what it means could you tell me'.

'Sure' says dad..... whips out his todger and proudly declares this my son is a "PENIS".
Thanks dad he replies and gets on with his homework.

On the way to school the next day Barney asks Bill .. 'did you find out what PENIS means?'

'Yes' he replies ...... 'it's like a cock but smaller'.

 

[luiza]

Tut Tut .
Sad to see a supposed Team England player sink to Merican standards .

Guess it is an age thing once you hit the eighties .

 

[Bootneck]

Tut Tut .
Sad to see a supposed Team England player sink to Merican standards .

Guess it is an age thing once you hit the eighties .

Still stealing oxygen I see.

 

[luiza]

Still stealing oxygen I see.

You naughty school boys need regular disciplining .

Like so many others , I have always found Louts and Yobs the most demeaning types of the disadvantaged .
It's as though you revert to your naughty young childish years as you reach the last station waiting room .
Sad to see an English old chap behave like a badly schooled and badly behaved Merican .

Pull your socks up, Bootlace Minor .

 

[Bootneck]

You naughty school boys need regular disciplining .

Like so many others , I have always found Louts and Yobs the most demeaning types of the disadvantaged .
It's as though you revert to your naughty young childish years as you reach the last station waiting room .
Sad to see an English old chap behave like a badly schooled and badly behaved Merican .

Pull your socks up, Bootlace Minor .

Sorry. I forgot your aversion to the mention of penises. Still, I guess once you've fully transitioned and you no longer have that little appendage dangling between your legs you'll become more relaxed about it.

 

[luiza]

Sorry. I forgot your aversion to the mention of penises. Still, I guess once you've fully transitioned and you no longer have that little appendage dangling between your legs you'll become more relaxed about it.

Away silly person .
As a wife and mother I find that you are not only stupid --you failed to check simple facts -- but painfully unoriginal in your failed attempted humour .

Avoid being bracketed with Tommy Tithead as an acute embarrassment for British people -- he is rather simple and out of date .