Happy "Shortest Day Of The Year"!!!

[Thunk]

Today is the shortest day of the year.

That means days only get longer from here on out!

 

[Woodznutz]

I did see a gathering of midgets celebrating in the town square.

 

[Bleipriester]

Last I checked it had 24 hours like any other.

 

[Thunk]

Last I checked it had 24 hours like any other.

Obviously you missed that large body flying by that changed the earths rotation

 

[1srelluc]

Obviously you missed that large body flying by that changed the earths rotation

What does Jerry Nadler have to do with this.

 

[Thunk]

What does Jerry Nadler have to do with this.

They once thought the ocean tides were caused by the moons gravity...but then they saw nadler was skinny dipping in the ocean.

 

[Alan Stallion]

The Southern Hemisphere disagrees.

 

[1srelluc]

They once thought the ocean tides were caused by the moons gravity...but then they saw nadler was skinny dipping in the ocean.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

It's always nice to get this day out of the way, and start heading back to more light!

 

[Mortis]

I seriously think we should get rid of the Daylight Savings Time crap. Productivity would be much better if we didn't have that DST. Besides, people would actually sleep better.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I seriously think we should get rid of the Daylight Savings Time crap. Productivity would be much better if we didn't have that DST. Besides, people would actually sleep better.

I really don't care which way we go, I just want to stay with whatever the choice is.

 

[Road Runner]

One less day to go until Trump's back in office is the way that I look at it.

 

[Concerned American]

Today is the shortest day of the year.

That means days only get longer from here on out!

Living in the northern tier states, this is great news. More daylight each day!

 

[toobfreak]

Today is the shortest day of the year.

It also means that we are near solar perihelion with the Sun slightly larger in the sky whipping around the Sun at our highest velocity slightly altering the local spacetime density aging slightly more slowly as the Sun flings us back out into space to eventually enjoy another summer in 6 months!

 

[Thunk]

It also means that we are near solar perihelion with the Sun slightly larger in the sky whipping around the Sun at our highest velocity slightly altering the local spacetime density

Yeah...that too

 

[Concerned American]

It also means that we are near solar perihelion with the Sun slightly larger in the sky whipping around the Sun at our highest velocity slightly altering the local spacetime density aging slightly more slowly as the Sun flings us back out into space to eventually enjoy another summer in 6 months!

Just figured out your avatar, toob, good 'un!

 

[whitehall]

The winter solstice was a time of celebration in ancient cultures. They kept track of the source of life in the sky and the Sun was finally returning little by little every day. Maybe that's why organized religion combined the Suns return with the birth of Christ.

 

[Moonglow]

And colder, fer some reason

Today is the shortest day of the year.

That means days only get longer from here on out!

 

[Moonglow]

What does Jerry Nadler have to do with this.

He needs two seats

 

[Moonglow]

The winter solstice was a time of celebration in ancient cultures. They kept track of the source of life in the sky and the Sun was finally returning little by little every day. Maybe that's why organized religion combined the Suns return with the birth of Christ.

organized religion, that is only one of many.