How About a Joke Thread ?

[Ringo]

An accountant is reading a fairy tale about Cinderella to her daughter.
The girl is fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage. She asks:
Daddy, when the pumpkin turns into a golden carriage, is it classified as income or as an increase in the value of the property?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Joe Biden is thinking of quitting early and letting Harris take over the presidency now as a result of getting covid.

He said that since he can't smell little girls anymore there's no point doing it.

 

[Captain Caveman]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong 'walked on the Moon' and Michael Jackson fucked kids