How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck?

[Thunk]

In this game, you begin with HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

And replace WOODCHUCK with other words.

I'll begin with SHTF.

How much shit could a shitfan hit if a shitfan could hit shit?

Dumb...I know...but I'm tired of arguing politics.

 

[Dekster]

How many Thoughts Could Thunk Think Up If Thunk Thought To Think?

 

[Thunk]

How many Thoughts Could Thunk Think Up If Thunk Thought To Think?

I could while away the hours...conferring with the flowers...consulting with the rain...and my head I'd be scratchin' while my thunks were busy hatchin '

 

[Thunk]

How about woodpecker?

How many peckers would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck peckers?

 

[bluzman61]

I'll stray from the opening post and offer this, a real tongue twister - The Sixth Sheik's Sheep's Sick.

 

[Thunk]

The Sixth Sheik's Sheep's Sick.

DAYUM! That's a toughie! I never heard it before.

 

[bluzman61]

The Sixth Sheik's Sheep's Sick.

DAYUM! That's a toughie! I never heard it before.

I read it somewhere years ago, I can't recall where. It may have been in a Guinness Book Of World Records, under the world's toughest tongue twister.

 

[jwoodie]

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

 

[bluzman61]

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

Thanks for this one. My answer to that question would be - most likely a LOT of ground.

 

[miketx]

How much mike could miketx mike if miketx could tx mike?

 

[bluzman61]

A WHOLE lotta Mike?

 

[Hossfly]

A WHOLE lotta Mike?

Did you get my PM a few minutes ago?

 

[StormAl]

About 11 board feet.

 

[bluzman61]

A WHOLE lotta Mike?

Did you get my PM a few minutes ago?

I'll check it, Hoss. I've been in and out of the hospital again