I got caught short today.

[odanny]

Never a good idea to get caught short, right at the 1.5 mile turnaround for my 3 mile walk is a wooded area with a trail that is both accessible and far enough off the road that one can remain unseen from passing cars, even with no leaves on the trees. There is no other spot like this anywhere else on the route, so I'm fortunate to have had this timing. I guess your body knows best.

 

[Lisa558]

I TOLD you to go pee-pee before you left the house!

 

[1srelluc]

Poop thread.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Yeah, a lot of people are like that. As soon as you get in the woods, gotta drop a deuce...

 

[odanny]

Yeah, a lot of people are like that. As soon as you get in the woods, gotta drop a deuce...

Must be in our most ancient DNA

 

[MarathonMike]

Never a good idea to get caught short, right at the 1.5 mile turnaround for my 3 mile walk is a wooded area with a trail that is both accessible and far enough off the road that one can remain unseen from passing cars, even with no leaves on the trees. There is no other spot like this anywhere else on the route, so I'm fortunate to have had this timing. I guess your body knows best.

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21 marathons and never had to poop. Good thing I never did a woods marathon!

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

 

[luiza]

. I guess your body knows best.

More interested to know if your brain was in gear and that you remembered to pick up your droppings ready for dumping in the nearest Turd Bin .

Or , smearing it surreptitiously on a neighbour's car whom you intensely dislike .

 

[yeh]

I used to have the bad rumbles when running track in high school. Mostly cross country. Then I overhaul my diet and never had that problem.

 

[BothWings]

I keep lots of napkins in my car.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Never a good idea to get caught short, right at the 1.5 mile turnaround for my 3 mile walk is a wooded area with a trail that is both accessible and far enough off the road that one can remain unseen from passing cars, even with no leaves on the trees. There is no other spot like this anywhere else on the route, so I'm fortunate to have had this timing. I guess your body knows best.

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Is this a, "Spot the turd", photo?

 

[odanny]

Is this a, "Spot the turd", photo?

With all the dead leaves you couldn't see it standing next to it.

You won't find it, sorry.

 

[odanny]

More interested to know if your brain was in gear and that you remembered to pick up your droppings ready for dumping in the nearest Turd Bin .

Or , smearing it surreptitiously on a neighbour's car whom you intensely dislike .

I laid fertilizer down, I made a positive contribution to nature.

A rabbit will happily munch the taller grass very soon, silently giving thanks to the human who made it possible.

 

[Missourian]

Always remember "Leaves of three is for wiping thee!"

 

[Bootneck]

Never a good idea to get caught short, right at the 1.5 mile turnaround for my 3 mile walk is a wooded area with a trail that is both accessible and far enough off the road that one can remain unseen from passing cars, even with no leaves on the trees. There is no other spot like this anywhere else on the route, so I'm fortunate to have had this timing. I guess your body knows best.

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When you gotta go you gotta go. After all...better an empty apartment than a bad tenant.

 

[DGS49]

At age 75, I never go out for a walk without urinating first. It is the last thing I do before leaving. The same recommendation holds for toddlers.

 

[odanny]

Did a 4 miler today, 44 degrees and sunny.