I love the fictional character of the priest of the wild west, "the reverend"

[Mortimer]

Its a old common fictional character, a priest who is fast with the gun, a priest with the bible, who is often securing law and order, and hangs criminals
I say that because i would like to be such a priest, a priest with gun

 

[luiza]

Well , you certainly would be the first woman to fulfill that role , if your humdrum fantasy ever came true somewhere in the Multiverse .

Suggest you start that diet as your stubby fat arms might not reach far enough to draw your pistols .
Or , you could patrol the streets in body armour , with an accompanying deputy to help you change directions to keep up with the action .

 

[cnm]

your stubby fat arms might not reach far enough to draw your pistols

Ammosexuals will always find a way.