I Suppose It Had To Happen Sooner or Later

[HenryBHough]

A short excerpt from the article linked below will define "it":

"TWO murderers have become the first gay prisoners to get married behind bars."

Murderers become first gay pair to marry in jail From York Press

Who will be first among us to extend congratulations to the happy couple?

There IS an additional aspect that might elicit cheers:

"A spokesman for the Prison Service said the wedding - which was witnessed by four members of the mens' families - had not been paid for out of the public purse."


"He said: "We are very clear that if prisoners do get married, the taxpayer does not foot the bill for the ceremony and they are certainly not allowed to share a cell."

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

At least they dont get to share a cell.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Were they gay before they went or jail or choose to be after being incarcerated?

 

[HenryBHough]

Were they gay before they went or jail or choose to be after being incarcerated?

The article doesn't say but I'm sure Statist would have at least an opinion.

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

That's mean. I'd let them share a cell.

Hell, the state's missing out on profit to.

Shit, Stat would be a lifetime subscriber to the "prison sex" channel on youporn.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

That's mean. I'd let them share a cell.

Hell, the state's missing out on profit to.

Shit, Stat would be a lifetime subscriber to the "prison sex" channel on youporn.

LMAO They will be the only two in prison not having butt sex

 

[bucs90]

Haha wow. Fucking prison man.

 

[S.J.]

Were their names Jake and Luddly, by any chance?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

That's mean. I'd let them share a cell.

Hell, the state's missing out on profit to.

Shit, Stat would be a lifetime subscriber to the "prison sex" channel on youporn.

LMAO They will be the only two in prison not having butt sex

Oh you know they'll cheat on each other,they're criminals for Christ sake!
So are there laws against adultery for homos?

 

[HenryBHough]

Were this in Obamerica there would be presidential concern that the pair be set free lest their children be stigmatized by having been born in jail!

 

[YellowDogDemocrat]

That's mean. I'd let them share a cell.

Hell, the state's missing out on profit to.

Shit, Stat would be a lifetime subscriber to the "prison sex" channel on youporn.

LMAO They will be the only two in prison not having butt sex

Who knows, they might invite a nice couple to join them.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I refuse to bake a wedding cake for murderers.

 

[tigerred59]

A short excerpt from the article linked below will define "it":

"TWO murderers have become the first gay prisoners to get married behind bars."

Murderers become first gay pair to marry in jail From York Press

Who will be first among us to extend congratulations to the happy couple?

There IS an additional aspect that might elicit cheers:

"A spokesman for the Prison Service said the wedding - which was witnessed by four members of the mens' families - had not been paid for out of the public purse."


"He said: "We are very clear that if prisoners do get married, the taxpayer does not foot the bill for the ceremony and they are certainly not allowed to share a cell."

LOLOLOLOL...ya know what makes a person different from you and I, who's gay? An act of sexual contact, behind closed doors that last maybe, an hour or more...that's all. Afterwards, they sleep the same as you and I, they get up the next day and shower and dress and go to work the same as you and I. They might tend to their kids, help out a neighbor, but nothing save for that hour or more, that Gays and Lesbian do, is any different from you or I do, in the privacy of their own homes, nothing.....in short, stop the damned hate and join the 21st century!!

 

[Syriusly]

I was so thinking that this thread was about the OP getting something right....oh well.....

 

[mudwhistle]

What a beautiful love story........*sigh*

 

[Roadrunner]

Were this in Obamerica there would be presidential concern that the pair be set free lest their children be stigmatized by having been born in jail!

Their "children" will be flushed down the toilet!

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

A short excerpt from the article linked below will define "it":

"TWO murderers have become the first gay prisoners to get married behind bars."

Murderers become first gay pair to marry in jail From York Press

Who will be first among us to extend congratulations to the happy couple?

There IS an additional aspect that might elicit cheers:

"A spokesman for the Prison Service said the wedding - which was witnessed by four members of the mens' families - had not been paid for out of the public purse."


"He said: "We are very clear that if prisoners do get married, the taxpayer does not foot the bill for the ceremony and they are certainly not allowed to share a cell."

LOLOLOLOL...ya know what makes a person different from you and I, who's gay? An act of sexual contact, behind closed doors that last maybe, an hour or more...that's all. Afterwards, they sleep the same as you and I, they get up the next day and shower and dress and go to work the same as you and I. They might tend to their kids, help out a neighbor, but nothing save for that hour or more, that Gays and Lesbian do, is any different from you or I do, in the privacy of their own homes, nothing.....in short, stop the damned hate and join the 21st century!!

LOL you sure did try hard there Sparky, but guess what. The homosexuals would be upset that you just claimed that their homosexuality is all about an hour or so of sex a day and nothing else.

What a buffoon.