I will not Bowl

[Mr. H.]

...damn back's gone out again.

 

[Pop23]

...damn back's gone out again.

Obama can't bowl either, but I hear he's a real good card player.

Maybe you two could maybe hang out together for a spell?

 

[Mr. H.]

Obama? You must be thinking bowel, not bowl.

 

[percysunshine]

Maybe if Congress had a bowling league, they could agree on something.

Naw.....

 

[Mr. H.]

Three strikes you're in!

 

[norwegen]

Finally, the thread title made proper.

 

[Mr. H.]

I did have a bowl of Cheerios for brefuss.

 

[Mr. H.]

Much easier on the back...

Gosh darn I like my smartyphone.

 

[BobPlumb]

Obama? You must be thinking bowel, not bowl.

Obama can't bowl!

[ame=http://youtu.be/_E-EdGul8nI]Obama Bowling and Special Olympics - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Zoom-boing]

 

[Connery]

This is the best I can do....

 

[Ropey]

I will not Bowl

That's what they told me in the junior league.

"You will not bowl."

I never did again. I took up golf instead. One ball, one hole. It was just easier.

 

[B. Kidd]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

 

[BobPlumb]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[norwegen]

Why does a bowling ball have three holes when we have five fingers?

It leaves the other two fingers free to pick your nose when you're holding the ball up to your face.

 

[Mr. H.]

I could make an exception...

 

[Mr. H.]

I had me a bowl of Cheerios this morning. With 1% milk and a light sprinkle of the sugar granules.

Notice how they fluff cereal with air these days? You get the volume without the weight.

Da fuck is wrong with this world?


So much style without substance.
So much stuff without style.
It's hard to recognize the real thing,
It comes along once in a while.