In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells ‘The View’ He Was Forced Out Of Power In Vicious Coup

[Votto]

In Hilarious Gaffe, Biden Tells ‘The View’ He Was Forced Out Of Power In Vicious Coup
Politics·Sep 25, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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NEW YORK, NY — Continuing what has become a beloved tradition of his presidency, Joe Biden suffered yet another hilarious gaffe, telling the hosts of The View that he was the victim of a hostile coup.

The hilarious story, which the daytime talk show's host panel laughed off as just another quirky moment from the elderly leader, featured Biden good-naturedly retelling the tale of how a ruthless power-hungry cabal stole the presidency right out from under him.

"It was the darndest thing, folks," Biden said as the amused hosts looked on. "I was president of the… president of the… of… the whole deal, see? And the idea… that a bunch of folks who weren't even elected by anyone can just… they can… they can come in and coup me… it's just a bunch of malarkey. And worst of all, Barbara, I don't get to have as much ice cream these days. They said it was because… it was because of… anyway…"

At publishing time, the White House had issued a clarifying statement addressing the incident. "The president simply misspoke," said black and gay Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. "He was not, at any point, the victim of a secret coup to remove him from office. The mere mention of that is nothing but a wild conspiracy. President Biden was simply retelling a fun anecdote from his childhood and got some of the details wrong. It happens."

 

[DGS49]

For what it's worth, he was not "forced out of power." He remains the most powerful elected official in the world. What happened was, he was removed from contention in an election that he would have lost massively, bringing down his whole party in the process. By the people who constantly accuse the other party of being a "threat to democracy."

You couldn't make it up.

 

[1srelluc]

....By the people who constantly accuse the other party of being a "threat to democracy."

At least the leftist dems have crawled down off that "threat to mah democracy" horse a bit.

They don't even try to hide that they are a threat to the Republic.

 

[Winston]

At least the leftist dems have crawled down off that "threat to mah democracy" horse a bit.

They don't even try to hide that they are a threat to the Republic.

Just what kind of Republic do you think the founder's established? What kind of Republic exists where you "Don't have to vote anymore"?

 

[Muhammed]

For what it's worth, he was not "forced out of power." He remains the most powerful elected official in the world.

And successfully deflected any criticism onto the Negro bitch.

Typical Democrat.

 

[two_iron]

That looks like a decrepit silverback gorilla and a covey of diseased wildebeests sniffing a dead carcass at a watering hole in sub-Saharan Africa.

If 'jungle vomit' had a face.

 

[JoeMoma]

For what it's worth, he was not "forced out of power." He remains the most powerful elected official in the world. What happened was, he was removed from contention in an election that he would have lost massively, bringing down his whole party in the process. By the people who constantly accuse the other party of being a "threat to democracy."

You couldn't make it up.

Is Biden really the most powerful elected official in the world, or is he really a puppet who is being controlled by whoever is pulling his strings.... or is it some combination thereof?