Is Mortimer ugly?

Morty is quite ugly. A Gorilla represents the beau ideal compared to him. Wich means this has nothing to do with race. This makes Morty a good doorman, though.
But does the forum care? I don´t think so.
 
"I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world... if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful... there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS out there than you are!! So watch out.".
Frank Zappa


 
Morty= Chick Magnet

All the female USMB posters are hot for him
 
Not really, you have the ideal face for radio.

But you should have been smiling for a passport photo. The photo looks like a mug shot.
 
Not really, you have the ideal face for radio.

But you should have been smiling for a passport photo. The photo looks like a mug shot.
You are not allowed to smile on passport photos
 
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