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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, also known as Hitler by pretty much every news organization in existence, has apologized for killing the international terrorist known as Hassan Nasrallah. "It is my sincerest wish that the world forgives our military for killing Hassan who was a grown man and a known terrorist," said Bibi. "It was never our intention with this war to kill such a man. The UN has told you repeatedly that the war we are waging is against women and children, that is what Israel is here to do. Sadly, we discovered Hassan dressed in a diaper in his bedroom being spanked by another terrorist and we mistakenly judged him to be an infant who was just being punished for being naughty, so we shot him dead. Sure, we later found out he was being naughty, but he was unfortunately not an infant. Had we known it was just two adult males enjoying a moment of............well...........let's just say a moment of diversity and inclusion, we never would have pulled that trigger. May our thoughts and prayers go out to other terrorists around the world like us who just want to kill babies."
No word from Planned Parenthood as to whether the body parts of Hassan can be sold since they are adult body parts and not baby body parts.
