Joe Biden jokes

May 31, 2021
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How many times did Joe Biden’s postman ring the bell?

Rear Admiral Hunter Biden on short list for Secretary of the Navy.
That’s the long & short of it.

Joe Biden is older than Cap’n Crunch.
So. Kamala does prefer putting white men in her mouth.

Every day is hump day for Kamala.

if Hunter is so smart, why isn’t he president. Or is he.
 
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Joe Biden jokes? I got a few good ones:

  1. Joe Biden asked “What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump? A Snow White Supremacist

  2. Joe Biden asked “Why does Donald Trump take anti-depressants? For Hispanic attacks!!”

  3. Joe Biden asked “What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes? The back of his head!!”

  4. Why can’t Trump stay in the White House anymore? Because it’s for Biden!!!
 
Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

Biden: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the President of the United States of America !!!!”

Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.

Biden: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody
knows who I am.”

Cashier: “I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Biden: “My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check.”

Cashier: “Look Mr. Biden , here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?”

Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don’t have a clue.”

Cashier: “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?
 
How many times did Joe Biden’s postman ring the bell?

Rear Admiral Hunter Biden on short list for Secretary of the Navy.
That’s the long & short of it.

Joe Biden is older than Cap’n Crunch.
So. Kamala does prefer putting white men in her mouth.

Every day is hump day for Kamala.

if Hunter is so smart, why isn’t he president. Or is he.
Hey Joe! Why did those bankers loan your brother the money!

Will Joe Biden break the glass ceiling?
 

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