Just For Fun. Make Your "Top Ten Deadly Things" That Should Or Must Be Banned.

[TheSeventhTiger]

Conservative radio (especially the Glenn Beck) have been having a lot of fun discussing things that should be banned being they are known to be able to kill.
It's been a top discussion issue over the last week. 95% of "Normal/Fair Minded" people are laughing at the dilemma, just like with what happened with the Sequesta.
Well, just for fun, lets see some lists of items that should be BANNED!!!

Here Is Mine:
1) Pop Tarts
2) Sink Holes
3) Mosquitos (aren't they the killing leaders?)
4) Rabid Stray & House Cats
5) 40 Year Old Women On PMS Week With a 44Mag In Their Purse.
6) Steak Knives
7) Watching The Cathy Lee Gifford Xmas Concert Special
8) Baseballs/Softballs...(unfortunately, they have taken out some players who never saw it
coming)
9) Nude Photo's Of Chris Matthews And Ed Schultz
10) Smoking,Using Cell Phones,&Farting while gassing your vehicle in a lightning storm.

 

[WillowTree]

Pit Bull Dogs.

 

[Agit8r]

Generally, when the damage is isolated to the consumer only, informed consent (nutritional information, warning labels, etc.) is sufficient, IMO.

 

[OriginalShroom]

Dachshunds and Pomeranians

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I would love to Mayor Doombergs list.

 

[cutter]

1, Obama
2. Obamacare
3. Biden
4. Pelosi
5. Finestein
6. Schumer
7. Reid
8. Bloomburg
9. Progressives
10. MSNBC

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

how about Godzilla? is he still around ?

 

[cutter]

how about Godzilla? is he still around ?

Compared to what's happening in our country now day's, Godzilla's just not scary anymore.

 

[Redfish]

cars
trucks
buses
motorcycles
bicycles
baseball
football
nails
fingers
pms
pelosi
whoopi
cow farts

 

[Avorysuds]

1) Government
2) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
3) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
4) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
5) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
6) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
7) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
8) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
9) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.
10) Number 1 kills more, hurts more, impoverishes more, divides more than anything you can put here.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Conservative radio (especially the Glenn Beck) have been having a lot of fun discussing things that should be banned being they are known to be able to kill.
It's been a top discussion issue over the last week. 95% of "Normal/Fair Minded" people are laughing at the dilemma, just like with what happened with the Sequesta.
Well, just for fun, lets see some lists of items that should be BANNED!!!

Here Is Mine:
1) Pop Tarts
2) Sink Holes
3) Mosquitos (aren't they the killing leaders?)
4) Rabid Stray & House Cats
5) 40 Year Old Women On PMS Week With a 44Mag In Their Purse.
6) Steak Knives
7) Watching The Cathy Lee Gifford Xmas Concert Special
8) Baseballs/Softballs...(unfortunately, they have taken out some players who never saw it
coming)
9) Nude Photo's Of Chris Matthews And Ed Schultz
10) Smoking,Using Cell Phones,&Farting while gassing your vehicle in a lightning storm.

Pit bulls wearing lipstick
Multi-millionaire Mormons
Anyone named Bush
Organized (or unorganized) Religions
Faux Entertainment
Virginity
Desginated Hitters
Bankers
Insurance Agents/Brokers
and (drum roll please)
GOD

 

[Mustang]

Amplitude Modulation

 

[OriginalShroom]

Amplitude Modulation

Frequency Modulation is much worse.

 

[cereal_killer]

Moved to Correct Forum.

 

[Crackerjaxon]

10. Icy stares from sexually frustrated librarians.

9. Ann Coulter's tongue -- much deadlier than an Exacto knife.

8. Al Franken's SNL skits -- nothing worse than an excruciatingly slow death by boredom.

7. Rachel Maddow's attempts at cuteness -- death by nausea.

6. Any blunt object in the hands of Russell Simmons.

5. John McCain -- well, just because.

4. Ariana Huffington -- death by annoying little whore.

3. Anthony Weiner -- see number 4.

2. All posts speculating on Hillary's chances in 2016.

1. Has anyone noticed that Michelle Obama has an ass like a window air conditioning unit?

 

[mudwhistle]

10. Kids that scream on airplanes
9. TV commercials
8. People who don't believe in the "Courtesy Flush"
7. Politics
6. Harry Reid
5. Jim Carrey
4. Hip-Hop music
3. Speeches by Obama
2. Guys with hairy backs
1. MSNBC

 

[blackhawk]

Anything that Mayor Bloomberg enjoys.

 

[percysunshine]

Things to be banned;

1) Banned lists.

2) ...oops

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

And Don't Forget,,,"Sumo Wrestler Farts", even a whiff of those will kill a 6 inch cockroach.

 

[percysunshine]

Red light cameras.