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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has officially resigned his position as Prime Minister citing his lifelong desire to pursue a career as a ballerina. "I've long wanted to release my inner woman and pursue a career of dance", said Trudeau. Besides, pink is my color, always has been. Now I can wear pink every day with a tutu and not get laughed at unmercifully as I come into work. What a bunch of Hosers!!"
When asked if his record low approval rating of minus 34,256 was the reason he was stepping down, Trudeau said, "Being unpopular has never stopped me before, eh? In fact, in school I was beat up pretty much every day of the year and voted most likely not to succeed as the Prime Minister of Canada. What a bunch of Hosers!!"