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"Yay! We won a World Series!" yelled one onlooker on the streets of LA. "Let's start burning things! Say, how about that bus over there, lets light in on fire!"
"I'm right there behind ya!" yelled another Dodger fan. "I'm going to torch this CVS down the street!"
Unfortunately for those living in Los Angeles, it turns out that Charles Oppenheimer the Third, who was the great grandchild of Richard Oppenheimer (the creator of the A-bomb), was also a Dodger fan and had similar aspirations. Charles was quoted as saying, "Mwhahahahahaha!"
The upside is, homelessness has dropped some 52% in the US and crime has dropped a staggering 60% after the city was atomized, and major league ball clubs across the country celebrated.
