Raynine
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I live in a suburb about ten miles from the city I grew up in. I sent this note to the city after last night's election result:
It is extremely unfortunate that the national IQ test passed by the rest of the country last night was failed by Keene, New Hampshire. Keene’s exposure to its local newspaper, woke morning radio programming, and liberal arts college have left the citizens of the city of Keene without the intellectual firepower to comprehend what happened in the 2024 presidential election.
The repudiation of the state candidate selected by the government was decisive and conclusive on the part of normal voters across the rest of the country. The effect this will have on Keene is likely to result in heavy traffic to the new giant liquor store on the town line. No one likes to fail a test and discover after they have been told they are smarter than others, that they are actually dumber than a bucket of hammers.
The assault on Keene livers by sumptuous amounts of alcohol, massive use of weed, and whatever else is mixed into the sad consolation prize that comes with a sudden awareness that you are an idiot and not a genius, is certain to occur. Trump’s victory is not going to be good for the mental or physical health of many of Keene’s voters.
If anyone knows a Keene resident that is woke and liberal they may want to offer a shoulder to cry on and advice to stop reading the local newspaper and listening WKBK’s morning radio programming. If something in the community is stealing the intellectual prowess of the citizens and ushering in the onset of Dementia, you should probably avoid it.
We know what happened was an IQ test and there is a logical math question that is over the heads of many in Keene. In 2020 there were 158,429,631 total votes in the election and supposedly, Joe Biden got 81 million of them. But last night there were 136,995,597 votes cast which is 21 million fewer votes than in 2020. Yes, all the votes have not been counted but 21 million votes left, no way.
Is it possible that those 21 million votes were phantom votes that came out of boxes, satchels, suitcases, and shopping bags after the polls closed in the middle of the night in 2020? Was that the reason for the protest on Jan. 6th that was called an “insurrection”? That’s an IQ test question and apparently it’s a question that is a bridge too far for the bell curve status of many city voters.
Be kind to your woke Keene friends, they are going to have to deal with reality now.

It is extremely unfortunate that the national IQ test passed by the rest of the country last night was failed by Keene, New Hampshire. Keene’s exposure to its local newspaper, woke morning radio programming, and liberal arts college have left the citizens of the city of Keene without the intellectual firepower to comprehend what happened in the 2024 presidential election.
The repudiation of the state candidate selected by the government was decisive and conclusive on the part of normal voters across the rest of the country. The effect this will have on Keene is likely to result in heavy traffic to the new giant liquor store on the town line. No one likes to fail a test and discover after they have been told they are smarter than others, that they are actually dumber than a bucket of hammers.
The assault on Keene livers by sumptuous amounts of alcohol, massive use of weed, and whatever else is mixed into the sad consolation prize that comes with a sudden awareness that you are an idiot and not a genius, is certain to occur. Trump’s victory is not going to be good for the mental or physical health of many of Keene’s voters.
If anyone knows a Keene resident that is woke and liberal they may want to offer a shoulder to cry on and advice to stop reading the local newspaper and listening WKBK’s morning radio programming. If something in the community is stealing the intellectual prowess of the citizens and ushering in the onset of Dementia, you should probably avoid it.
We know what happened was an IQ test and there is a logical math question that is over the heads of many in Keene. In 2020 there were 158,429,631 total votes in the election and supposedly, Joe Biden got 81 million of them. But last night there were 136,995,597 votes cast which is 21 million fewer votes than in 2020. Yes, all the votes have not been counted but 21 million votes left, no way.
Is it possible that those 21 million votes were phantom votes that came out of boxes, satchels, suitcases, and shopping bags after the polls closed in the middle of the night in 2020? Was that the reason for the protest on Jan. 6th that was called an “insurrection”? That’s an IQ test question and apparently it’s a question that is a bridge too far for the bell curve status of many city voters.
Be kind to your woke Keene friends, they are going to have to deal with reality now.
