Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

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Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47'
Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction​

Mysterious User 'OrangeMan47' Snatches Up All Border Wall Materials In Online Auction

U.S. — Just days after news leaked that President Joe Biden was quietly selling unused border wall construction materials via online auction, presumably as a gesture of defiance against incoming President Donald Trump, a mysterious user named "OrangeMan47" swooped in to purchase every listing.

babylonbee.com

13 Dec 2024

U.S. — Just days after news leaked that President Joe Biden was quietly selling unused border wall construction materials via online auction, presumably as a gesture of defiance against incoming President Donald Trump, a mysterious user named "OrangeMan47" swooped in to purchase every listing.
Evidence indicated OrangeMan47 was a new account on GovPlanet, the online auction house used by the Biden administration. The account has zero user feedback and an incomplete profile, but President Biden was unconcerned. "Money is money," the president said. "Whether it comes from someone in the United States... or Ukraine... or China... or... or... wherever. I'm happy to take money from... from... the places. Listen, folks, we just want to unload this wall stuff before that other guy takes power. We've got to keep it away from him."
The construction materials auctioned off included large steel bollards and bags of concrete, with various lots being auctioned off in separate sales with bidding starting at just $5. Now, OrangeMan47 has purchased it all at a significant discount.
A review of the sale from OrangeMan47 read:

These are bargain bin prices. Can be used to build a big, beautiful wall. Would buy from again! A++++ MAGA!​

Administration officials admitted they were not aware of the buyer's identity. "It doesn't matter who buys it, really," said one White House source. "As long as it's all been sold off before Trump takes office, we'll be good. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finds out all his precious border wall materials are gone."
At publishing time, OrangeMan47 had reportedly requested to be allowed to pay for the auction with limited edition Trump collectible NFT trading cards.

Commentary:
This just made me go “ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”... could it be? Perhaps? Guess who may be getting the last laugh!! lol
Why is Satire so brilliantly accurate in their publications?

 

[Thunk]

 

[toobfreak]

This just made me go “ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”... could it be?

Gee, do you think that could be the Donald?!

 

[Doc7505]

Gee, do you think that could be the Donald?!

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Well somebody in Texas is also interested in buying all that steel for pennies on the dollar..

Texas to Reclaim Border Wall Materials as Biden Auctions Them Off - [your]NEWS

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick announces Texas will purchase leftover border wall materials and deliver them to President Trump, countering the Biden administration's auction plan.

yournews.com

 

[toobfreak]

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Well somebody in Texas is also interested in buying all that steel for pennies on the dollar..

Yes but why wait until NOW to do it? It is like Dark Joe Brandon is doing all he can to sabotage Trump going into office, screw with the country, which in itself should be a criminal, impeachable offense.

There can be no logical, judicial reason for Joe to be doing this other than to HURT the USA.

Proof once again that these people are enemies of the USA.

 

[Moonglow]

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Well somebody in Texas is also interested in buying all that steel for pennies on the dollar..

Texas to Reclaim Border Wall Materials as Biden Auctions Them Off - [your]NEWS

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick announces Texas will purchase leftover border wall materials and deliver them to President Trump, countering the Biden administration's auction plan.

yournews.com

Congress directed the sale of materials for the wall

 

[Moonglow]

Yes but why wait until NOW to do it? It is like Dark Joe Brandon is doing all he can to sabotage Trump going into office, screw with the country, which in itself should be a criminal, impeachable offense.

There can be no logical, judicial reason for Joe to be doing this other than to HURT the USA.

Proof once again that these people are enemies of the USA.

Congress authorized the sale in the omnibus budget bill and the DOD has had the materials for any other federal agency to request the materials but no takers so it is up for sale becaus Congress ordered the disposal of the materials.