NC names Bill Belichick as new HC

[TNHarley]

MSN

I was really hoping the Jaguars were going to fire Pederson and scoop him up. They have a good team, but the coaching is extremely questionable. They need a new HC and offensive coord.
Also, college is so different, do you think he could even do well there, as accomplished as he is? We saw what happened to Urban Meyer...

 

[Votto]

Bill Belichick Agrees To UNC Job On Condition He Can Live In Girlfriend’s Dorm
Sports·Dec 11, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

CHAPEL HILL, NC — The Tar Heels athletic department was on the brink of pulling off a huge coup this week, as legendary NFL coach Bill Belichick reportedly agreed to take the University of North Carolina head coaching position on the condition that he can live in his girlfriend's dorm.

The coach who led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships had been in discussions with UNC leadership about the possibility of taking over the school's football program, with the only remaining detail left to be ironed out having to do with whether he would be allowed to share his girlfriend's dorm room.

"We're working on accommodating Coach Belichick and the young woman we mistakenly thought was his grand-daughter," said UNC Athletic Director Bubba Cunningham. "We are more than willing to do whatever it takes to bring in such a legendary football coach. If that means granting his girlfriend a full-ride scholarship and allowing them to live together in her dorm, then so be it. We are also prepared to offer her cotton candy, roller skates, and anything else a young lady her age might want."

At publishing time, UNC officials had reportedly sweetened the deal by informing Belichick that he and his girlfriend could both eat near campus for low prices by combining her student discount with an early bird senior citizen meal.

 

[Rocko]

North Carolina? Football? How the mighty have fallen

 

[TNHarley]

North Carolina? Football? How the mighty have fallen

I get it. Its something different. I just wish we would have got him lol

 

[Rocko]

I get it. Its something different. But I just wish we would have got him lol

I wanted him to replace McDermott. I have no idea how no nfl team picked him up last offseason

 

[TNHarley]

I wanted him to replace McDermott. I have no idea how no nfl team picked him up last offseason

He was too busy popping blue pills and banging that hot piece of ass he picked up. lol