Never drive a car when over the limit

[Bootneck]

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had some brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a roadblock, but as it was a bus they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!
If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I can arrange to return it.

 

[Oddball]

Unconstitutional as fuck.

All you need to do is hold up a message to the window saying that you know your rights and your attorney's phone number.

You're under no obligation to roll down your window or talk to any of them.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

ROFLMAO
That was a good one!!!!!


I was one of the very few kids who walked to high school.......everybody else had cars.
But at least twice a year, I'd be walking past a police blockade on the road...........drivers license checks.
On those days, I got to school before the drivers did.