New Hours Announced For USMB

toobfreak

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Starting immediately, these are the new hours for USMB:

MONDAY: Working normally.
TUESDAY: Kicking out mid-afternoon to return hours later completely jumbled.
WEDNESDAY: Working intermittently throughout the day with periods of unconsciousness toward afternoon.
THURSDAY: Starting normal but slowing as the day progresses until you just can't stand it anymore and turn on Mauri Povich reruns.
FRIDAY: Phone-in Friday where you all get to call in to request your favorite malfunction, freeze or jam.
SATURDAY: The board will be a different foreign language each week to help members learn better multicultural-inclusivity.
SUNDAY: Ministrators will work madly at planning surprise updates, restarts, crashes and future interruptions for the upcoming week!

Please keep a copy of this program handy next to your keyboard for easy reference throughout the week.
 
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*****CHUCKLE*****



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What day will it be closed for cleaning?


That will vary from week to week but we expect cleanings to be timed to mostly coincide with any announced Biden WH Press Meetings, at which time we will stop all activities to either replay old Trump rally speeches, Flacc doing his best impersonation of Rush playing the pan flute with a cold while gurgling with salt water, or random radio and static noises as recorded by the Parker solar probe as it does a flyby of the planet Venus.

Drinks and other sundry intoxicants will be made available in the lobby.
 

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