New York Times Relocates Offices To Beijing So Reporters Won't Have To See So Many 'Disturbing' American Flags

[The Purge]

BEIJING—After New York Times editorial board member Mara Gay said she was disturbed by the horrific sight of the American flag, the Times has announced its offices will be relocated to Beijing so the paper's journalists and editors won't have to see the triggering sight of the U.S. flag any longer.

The new offices have the Chinese flag flying out front, so Times reporters will no longer have to see the flag of a problematic, oppressive nation.

"The Times cares deeply about the mental health and wellbeing of our employees," said an HR rep. "We were getting constant complaints from our journalists that having our offices located in the U.S. was causing distress for many of our reporters. Being situated in New York City, we were constantly having to see American flags on buildings, bumper stickers, flagpoles, Chevy truck ads -- you name it. We won't have as much of an issue here in Beijing."

"This should help everyone breathe a little easier."

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President Joe Menudo appreciates this. It’s the Bee so eventually this will become reality. Love it... The Beijing Times & anti-American Fishwrap...

 

[Dekster]

She should have burned their trucks with the flags she so adores to protest the police or something. Would have been far easier than having to learn Mandarin

 

[Rambunctious]

We were warned about allowing our news agencies to be bought up by mega corporations...now the news just reflects what the mega rich want them to.....mostly anti anything against their new desired market place in China....

 

[wamose]

Mara Gay sucks. We'll trade her for General Tsao's secret recipe.