Oil Shortage Explained...

[007]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And Texas


Our dipstick is located in the White House!
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Any Questions?

 

[Mr. H.]

LOL.

Hey, let's not forget what is languishing within Obama's yet-to-be-approved budget... over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas. The little fucker got card up sleeve.

Still, I'll have to tip my hat to Jimmeh Cattah and his "Windfall Profits Tax" which was neither a tax nor was it based on profits. Yet he proceded to cripple the one industry that, at the time, was our nation's saving grace. And in doing so, he put this nation in the shitter and OPEC at the helm.

Long story short, Democrat Presidents are nothing but bad medicine for our nation.

IS THERE A REPUBLICAN DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

There is no "oil shortage", at all.

 

[TheOldSchool]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

 

[idb]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

 

[TheOldSchool]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

There ya go Sanchez. Better go look back at your history book.

 

[Mr. H.]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

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[OnePercenter]

LOL.

Hey, let's not forget what is languishing within Obama's yet-to-be-approved budget... over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas. The little fucker got card up sleeve.

Still, I'll have to tip my hat to Jimmeh Cattah and his "Windfall Profits Tax" which was neither a tax nor was it based on profits. Yet he proceded to cripple the one industry that, at the time, was our nation's saving grace. And in doing so, he put this nation in the shitter and OPEC at the helm.

Long story short, Democrat Presidents are nothing but bad medicine for our nation.

IS THERE A REPUBLICAN DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

'over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas', and yet the oil industry makes how many tens of billions in net (CASH) profit per year?

 

[007]

There is no "oil shortage", at all.

Then why did obama give billions to Brazil to drill for oil, and why is gas $4 a gallon?

 

[Mr. H.]

LOL.

Hey, let's not forget what is languishing within Obama's yet-to-be-approved budget... over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas. The little fucker got card up sleeve.

Still, I'll have to tip my hat to Jimmeh Cattah and his "Windfall Profits Tax" which was neither a tax nor was it based on profits. Yet he proceded to cripple the one industry that, at the time, was our nation's saving grace. And in doing so, he put this nation in the shitter and OPEC at the helm.

Long story short, Democrat Presidents are nothing but bad medicine for our nation.

IS THERE A REPUBLICAN DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

'over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas', and yet the oil industry makes how many tens of billions in net (CASH) profit per year?

Do you understand the nature of these proposed taxes? They would kill investment and along with it, drilling production and jobs.

 

[OnePercenter]

LOL.

Hey, let's not forget what is languishing within Obama's yet-to-be-approved budget... over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas. The little fucker got card up sleeve.

Still, I'll have to tip my hat to Jimmeh Cattah and his "Windfall Profits Tax" which was neither a tax nor was it based on profits. Yet he proceded to cripple the one industry that, at the time, was our nation's saving grace. And in doing so, he put this nation in the shitter and OPEC at the helm.

Long story short, Democrat Presidents are nothing but bad medicine for our nation.

IS THERE A REPUBLICAN DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?

'over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas', and yet the oil industry makes how many tens of billions in net (CASH) profit per year?

Do you understand the nature of these proposed taxes? They would kill investment and along with it, drilling production and jobs.

You mean removing subsidies above regular business subsidies?

 

[Mr. H.]

'over $40 billion in taxes on oil and gas', and yet the oil industry makes how many tens of billions in net (CASH) profit per year?

Do you understand the nature of these proposed taxes? They would kill investment and along with it, drilling production and jobs.

You mean removing subsidies above regular business subsidies?

You should put your $165 million portfolio to use and get yourself an education.

 

[idb]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

There ya go Sanchez. Better go look back at your history book.

Here ya go Boris. Better go look back at your atlas.

See if you can find Wales (big hint, it's the piece labelled 'Wales').

 

[PrometheusBound]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

Well, quit wailing about it then.

 

[PrometheusBound]

There is no "oil shortage", at all.

Then why did obama give billions to Brazil to drill for oil, and why is gas $4 a gallon?

Because, just like peanut oil, they get it from Brazil nuts, which have a low carbon footprint.

 

[idb]

You dummies...

Oil comes from whales. There's no whales in North Dakota.

Go check a map chico

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

Well, quit wailing about it then.

There's no good porpoise to puns.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

There ya go Sanchez. Better go look back at your history book.

Here ya go Boris. Better go look back at your atlas.

See if you can find Wales (big hint, it's the piece labelled 'Wales').

That doesn't look like no whale to me pablo. Better go get yer glasses checked hermano

 

[idb]

There ya go Sanchez. Better go look back at your history book.

Here ya go Boris. Better go look back at your atlas.

See if you can find Wales (big hint, it's the piece labelled 'Wales').

That doesn't look like no whale to me pablo. Better go get yer glasses checked hermano

Sure it does, Sergei.
There's something called 'the rest of the world' out beyond the breakers.

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[OnePercenter]

Do you understand the nature of these proposed taxes? They would kill investment and along with it, drilling production and jobs.

You mean removing subsidies above regular business subsidies?

You should put your $165 million portfolio to use and get yourself an education.

You believe that we should be subsidizing companies making tens of billions NET every quarter? That's the tax some are touting.

 

[Mr. H.]

You mean removing subsidies above regular business subsidies?

You should put your $165 million portfolio to use and get yourself an education.

You believe that we should be subsidizing companies making tens of billions NET every quarter? That's the tax some are touting.

No, I merely believe that you are inexperienced, ignorant and uneducated.