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I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I sat on a jury.
It's actually pretty interesting.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
Been there. Done that. Enjoyed the process. Civic duty. Interesting.
Was appointed jury foreman. Short deliberation.
Positive experience.
Would recommend it to anyone with a brain and a conscience.
Good luck either way.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
Sounds like somebody had plans for some wild monkey sex and is geting cointoss cutthefuckoffus
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
I get called every 2 years. I always tell them I can't get out of work without much burden
AND..... it hasn't rained here in months.... and its going to rain tomorrow....
i cant win!
I'll keep the batteries on the charger.I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
Sounds like somebody had plans for some wild monkey sex and is geting cointoss cutthefuckoffus
sshhh.... you swore never to tell!!!!
Try to come up with a good excuse. I got out of jury duty one time because I was the only one available at the time to pick up my son from school.I have to report to god damn fucking rat bastard criminal jury duty in the morning!
Really? Seriously???
god help them all if they seat me.
If you've already served, I believe you may request to be excused. Some states/counties allow this exemption.
again... here... child care is not a good enough excuse to get out of jury duty.
a woman brought her kid one time, she told the judge she could not afford child care.... the judge told her to come back without the kid or she would be held in contempt of court.
A person seeking to be excused from jury service in Arizona must apply to the court that issued the summons. Possible grounds for excuse include:
the person has a mental or physical condition that causes him/her to be incapable of performing jury service
jury service would substantially and materially affect the public interest, adversely
the person does not understand English
jury service would require the person to abandon someone under his/her care, because it is impossible for him/her to obtain substitute care
jury service would cause the person to incur costs that would have a substantial adverse impact on the payment of his/her necessary daily living expenses or on those for whom he/she provides regular employment support
jury service would result in illness or disease
the person is a certified peace officer employed by the state
jury service would cause undue or extreme hardship
the person has served as a juror in this state within the last two years
the person is at least 75 years of age
I merrily announce that I've already made up my mind. I think in absolutes. There are no shades of gray in my world.