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Political pundits around the world were all thrown into a tizzy after Joe Biden finally admitted to the world that he had late state prostate cancer, among other health problems. This then led them to discuss how this may have led to Joe finally deciding not to run for President as he turned over the reins to Kamala Harris. But the debate then shifted to Michelle Obama, who seemed like a shoe in to win the DNC nomination if only she had decided to run. "I just can't figure it out", said one pundit, "It is inexplicable why she did not run for President because she is literally all the DNC has left to run that stands any remote chance to beat Trump. That is why I am proposing the theory that maybe Michelle has prostate cancer as well. Now I'm not saying it is stage 4 and terminal like Joe, but I am saying it would help explain a great many things."
Another political pundit disagreed. "I don't think she did not run because she has prostate cancer", said the pundit, "My theory is that she did not run because the DNC was looking for a Black female to run and could not meet both criteria. Even so, I still think she would have won the nomination."
No word yet on whether Michelle Obama is still proud of America as she said she finally was, but only because they elected "her" husband.
