Poor bird, stupid people

[Luddly Neddite]

Condor Gets Loose At Hockey Arena During Bakersfield Condors Pre-Game (VIDEO)

As the large, likely frightened bird of prey surveyed its surroundings and looked for a way out, the alternately slipping, singing and scared humans involved gave the incident a decidedly slapstick air. According to the team's official Twitter account, the condor is "OK."

 

[Sallow]

Seriously..

 

[Mad Scientist]

I went to a minor league hockey show once, the Long Beach Ice Dogs. There was about 500 people in an 11,000 seat arena. This one drunk guy was in the nose bleed section shouting insults at the home teams coach the whole game. "Hey Marty! You're a piece of sh*t!".

A flyer was passed out thanking the fans for another great Ice Dogs season and that the team was looking to move somewhere up the coast.