- Sep 22, 2013
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Another blood diamond yarn but a parody about urban daze...and depression! Enjoy,
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Isaiah is an Algerian-American ex-CIA who's now a master thief living in Chicago. He's been planning the ultimate bank heist of two Santander banks in Boston and LA, respectively, which contain safe boxes belonging to the Dutch baron Norm Kuyt. Kuyt's been trading blood diamonds from South Africa and sullying the continental gem trade and just infuriating Isaiah.
Isaiah discovered that Kuyt moves his diamond silo through a cleaner unit in Kuala Lumpur, and the best way to intercept this East-Coast warlord gem highway movement is to place media messages in Boston and LA, following the actual diamond heists from the two banks from the two US cities, identifying the Malaysian company as linked to continental diamond pollution!
Isaiah assembles a team of three thieves including himself and calls his bandit trio the Mask. The trio will break into the two banks in Boston and LA containing the safe boxes belonging to Dutch Kuyt. Mask will wield water guns filled with HCL acid.
Norm Kuyt deposits his African gems in Boston/LA in Santander banks. Mask has inspected the security systems of both city banks. There're cameras and guardsmen who'd escort people into the safe box area and of course computer alarms. Santander is known for great financial securities!
First, Mask hits Boston. They get to the bank in a taxi and run into the bank in their signature masks and reveal their water guns are filled with acid and grab a guardsman and demand to be escorted to the safe box area and shown the diamonds of Dutch Kuyt. They tell the accompanying manager they're ex-Interpol trying to swap blood diamonds for fake stones and intend to create media complications regarding the gem inspection of Kuyt. They leave with million dollar African diamonds from the safe box of Kuyt and flee on a Boston bus heading to the airport that night.
Mask then arrives in LA and make an underground contact in a computer hacker who has the ability to insert an alarm scrambling virus into the Santander bank computer system. Mask walks into the bank the next day after hopping out of a taxi and once again are masked and wielding their signature acid guns! They tell the guardsman and manager they need to switch Kuyt's blood diamonds with the stones in their bag and tell the press that warlord diamonds are no longer traffic weight in California before taking a quick bus ride to the beach.
MASK: We've learned about city transport!
FBI: Why Kuyt?
MASK: Blood diamonds will submerge the American market!
FBI: Are you crusaders?
MASK: We work for Laura Palmer!
FBI: What, is she like a metro executive?
Mask makes that funny comment on the phone to the FBI about being employed by a mysterious patron-woman named Laura Palmer. It's a name borrowed from an iconic 1990s American TV program, but it's actually also the name of a Dallas diamond investor who's looking to find clean markets in British Columbia. Mask wants to make Laura Palmer its official beer-lady, haha!
MASK: This was a tale of two cities, Boston and Los Angeles and diamond-dates!
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Isaiah is an Algerian-American ex-CIA who's now a master thief living in Chicago. He's been planning the ultimate bank heist of two Santander banks in Boston and LA, respectively, which contain safe boxes belonging to the Dutch baron Norm Kuyt. Kuyt's been trading blood diamonds from South Africa and sullying the continental gem trade and just infuriating Isaiah.
Isaiah discovered that Kuyt moves his diamond silo through a cleaner unit in Kuala Lumpur, and the best way to intercept this East-Coast warlord gem highway movement is to place media messages in Boston and LA, following the actual diamond heists from the two banks from the two US cities, identifying the Malaysian company as linked to continental diamond pollution!
Isaiah assembles a team of three thieves including himself and calls his bandit trio the Mask. The trio will break into the two banks in Boston and LA containing the safe boxes belonging to Dutch Kuyt. Mask will wield water guns filled with HCL acid.
Norm Kuyt deposits his African gems in Boston/LA in Santander banks. Mask has inspected the security systems of both city banks. There're cameras and guardsmen who'd escort people into the safe box area and of course computer alarms. Santander is known for great financial securities!
First, Mask hits Boston. They get to the bank in a taxi and run into the bank in their signature masks and reveal their water guns are filled with acid and grab a guardsman and demand to be escorted to the safe box area and shown the diamonds of Dutch Kuyt. They tell the accompanying manager they're ex-Interpol trying to swap blood diamonds for fake stones and intend to create media complications regarding the gem inspection of Kuyt. They leave with million dollar African diamonds from the safe box of Kuyt and flee on a Boston bus heading to the airport that night.
Mask then arrives in LA and make an underground contact in a computer hacker who has the ability to insert an alarm scrambling virus into the Santander bank computer system. Mask walks into the bank the next day after hopping out of a taxi and once again are masked and wielding their signature acid guns! They tell the guardsman and manager they need to switch Kuyt's blood diamonds with the stones in their bag and tell the press that warlord diamonds are no longer traffic weight in California before taking a quick bus ride to the beach.
MASK: We've learned about city transport!
FBI: Why Kuyt?
MASK: Blood diamonds will submerge the American market!
FBI: Are you crusaders?
MASK: We work for Laura Palmer!
FBI: What, is she like a metro executive?
Mask makes that funny comment on the phone to the FBI about being employed by a mysterious patron-woman named Laura Palmer. It's a name borrowed from an iconic 1990s American TV program, but it's actually also the name of a Dallas diamond investor who's looking to find clean markets in British Columbia. Mask wants to make Laura Palmer its official beer-lady, haha!
MASK: This was a tale of two cities, Boston and Los Angeles and diamond-dates!
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
