Rookie Here!!!

[Pkultra]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

1) Try not to take anything personally.
2) Don't let this board consume your life.
3) Get your flamethrower and bulletproof undies in order.

This board is Mr Toad's Wild Ride (yes, I'm dating myself).
But it's a lot of fun and believe it or not, we do have meaningful exchanges..you know, when we're not insulting each other.

Welcome aboard!
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[xband]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

It's difficult to start a thread and you already did that.

 

[Votto]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Looking forward to your posts, even though I don't know how to listen.

 

[xband]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

It's difficult to start a thread and you already did that.

Notice that USMB only has a thumbs up. Yahoo Answers also had a thumbs down.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

The leftists here want to tax posts to give money to the less fortunate.

Redistribute the wealth and such.

Enjoy free posting while it lasts.

 

[petro]

Welcome to the Jungle

 

[lg325]

Welcome, look forward to your post.

 

[Auld Phart]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Usually, I just hit the keyboard with a hammer, and see what shows up on the screen.

If ya plan on sticking around, might want to take a look at the USMB Rules and Guidelines.

They come in handy.

 

[xband]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Usually, I just hit the keyboard with a hammer, and see what shows up on the screen.

If ya plan on sticking around, might want to take a look at the USMB Rules and Guidelines.

They come in handy.

Kick the STAMO, we kicked it, you didn't kick it right.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Good luck!

 

[xband]

Good luck or bad comes in three. QED

 

[Synthaholic]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Rookies have to clean the USMB moderator bathrooms for their first month here. Use gloves and a lot of bleach.

 

[xband]

Brand new to this message board and looking forward to posting, even though I don't know how....a little help please. Thanks

Rookies have to clean the USMB moderator bathrooms for their first month here. Use gloves and a lot of bleach.

Using a toothbrush and turpentine? Merely a hazing.

 

[petro]

Usually, I just hit the keyboard with a hammer, and see what shows up on the screen

Some posters here do try to use their hands...

 

[rightwinger]

Like to welcome Q

I mean....You

 

[Ridgerunner]

Please show Nurse Ratched your vaccination passport...

 

[Who_Me?]

Months ago when I joined this board I was a happy go lucky, naive, 65 year old kid. After several months of online debate I've turned into an angry old man who regularly yells at kids to get off my lawn. Welcome and buckle up.

 

[beautress]

Welcome to USMB, Rookie Here. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[skye]

Welcome, Pkultra !!!