Sad: Thousands Of Women Left Standing Clueless In Voting Booths After Husbands Fail To Tell Them Who To Vote For

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Sad: Thousands Of Women Left Standing Clueless In Voting Booths After Husbands Fail To Tell Them Who To Vote For
Family·Nov 3, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Hundreds of thousands of women across America were left standing utterly clueless as to what to do at a voting booth after their husbands failed to tell them who to vote for.

Several advertisements in this election cycle have encouraged husbands to stop telling their wives how to vote. Sadly, many husbands heeded this advice, leaving their poor wives completely baffled and anxious.

"I'm so lost. Oh, how I wish a man had explained to me what to do!" exclaimed local woman Stephanie Griggs, staring blankly at her ballot. "Curse this womanly brain of mine!"

Voting at several polling stations ground to a halt after all of the booths became occupied by bewildered women. "This is a disaster," said poll worker John Bingham. "We've had thirty women taking up every booth for the past three hours, just staring like deer in headlights. We offered to bring them lunch while they made their choice, but they couldn't decide on a restaurant."

At publishing time, voting stations had been forced to designate one voting booth for men only to allow voting to continue.

 

[1srelluc]

We offered to bring them lunch while they made their choice, but they couldn't decide on a restaurant."

LOL....Someone knows women.

When I worked at Dupont we had a HR department with four women in it and on occasion I would be tasked to work with them on the hiring process.

They went out to lunch every day but would argue about where to go.

I said just put the places you like in a hat, draw one, eat there, then rinse and repeat for the week.

I swear, they all looked at me like I had three heads. No fun in that, I guess.

 

[Blackrook]

My daughter is like that. Her politics change whenever she gets a new boyfriend.