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ABC News was given exclusive access to the Dallas laboratory where Colossal Biosciences says it brought the dire wolf back to life – a species that's been extinct for 13,000 years.
ABC News has learned that the team of scientists who have achieved this scientific breakthrough are also considering trying to bring back other extinct species, such as liberals who once celebrated things such as free speech and trying to achieve political change through democracy instead of street violence.
German scientist Rudolph Stein explains. "Vee have found zee tooth of a long deceased white liberal man who once lived 50 years ago and also vee have found zee skull of another liberal white woman who lived 60 years ago and have used zee cells to try and make zee human fetus."
They have even assessed who the fossils belonged to, such as the man's tooth that belonged to a man named Howard Morris who once lived in Los Angeles California and is photographed holding a protest sign at a nearby protest rally reading, "I may disagree with what you have to say but will die trying to defend your right to say it".
Also, the identity of the liberal woman turns out to be Louis Patterson who was documented at a protest at Kent State in the 1970's over the Vietnan war who was gunned down by authorities. But today Leftists are feverishly trying to renew the war with Putin, chanting that the US needs to supply more weapons to the wore torn area of the Ukraine.
"Zees are ancient views about free speech and wars abroad", said the German scientist, citing polls that show that over half of the US now favors repealing the First Amendment rights to free speech along with the majority of Americans wanting to supply more weapons to the Ukraine.
No word yet on whether the extinct species can coexist with their toxic Marxist intolerant counterparts.
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