Someone tried to smuggle a gun inside of a chicken at an airport in Florida/Scientist finds gator inside 18-foot python

[basquebromance]

You're hearing that right...for the 1st time i say: let's NOT eat chicken!

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[Muhammed]

Well, maybe if they didn't pluck all of it's feathers off and overfeed it, it would have been able to fly so the chicken wouldn't have had to hijack airplane in the first place.

 

[Silent Warrior]

So was the python trying to smuggle the gator somewhere?

 

[basquebromance]

So was the python trying to smuggle the gator somewhere?

yes

 

[whitehall]

Lotsa animal stories today. It beats talking about real issues. You can't even take a bottle of water through security. Why would you want to take a chicken carcass on a plane anyway? did they think they wouldn't put it through the x-ray like everything else?

 

[flan327]

Lotsa animal stories today. It beats talking about real issues. You can't even take a bottle of water through security. Why would you want to take a chicken carcass on a plane anyway? did they think they wouldn't put it through the x-ray like everything else?

Though Ron was going to fix ALL those problems

 

[miketx]

Lotsa animal stories today. It beats talking about real issues. You can't even take a bottle of water through security. Why would you want to take a chicken carcass on a plane anyway? did they think they wouldn't put it through the x-ray like everything else?

The chicken was gonna reanimate and fly the plane to Cuba and wait for griner to meet him for a quick cluck.