Stupid Questions

Baron Von Murderpaws

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Just some random, stupid questions for you to answer truthfully!

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*How much would it cost for you to eat a strangers boogers?

*Have you ever eaten dumpster food? Why?

*If good people die young, then why are you still alive?

*Do you believe in life after pie?

*Whats the total sum of a "bunch of shit" and a "gaggle of geese"?

*If it's not butter, then what the hell is it?

*If Mary had a little lamb.........who the hell is the father?

*Would you run through a police station, naked, screaming "I got your donut right here", while slapping your ass.......if the prize was 1 million dollars?

*If a train headed south, going at 97 miles per hour, takes a left turn at Albuquerque........then why is Elon Musk caucasian?

*If you're happy and you know it, does that make you a raging moron?

*Why did the doctor slap your father when you were born?

*If it is what it is, but it isn't what it wasn't, and could be what it might be, then what the hell is it?

*Has anybody ever, really, seen a bear shit in the woods?

*Does Jesus Christ sell autographed pictures on Ebay?

*How do you find out if a turtle is gay?

*How much coffee do you have to drink to turn black?
 

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