The Bar is Open...

[mal]

Nice.
You in a sharing mood?
Grin.

She is...

Sasha Grey... Google her.

I can't Believe she hasn't Been Killed by Dick.

I saw a Gang Bang of her that Literally, that Many People haven't got Off since Caligula...

And she was the ONLY Receptical.

I Think she Swalowed about 20 Loads at One Time.

If there is such a thing as an "Expert" in the Porn Industry... She IS it.

I've changed my mind.

peace...

 

[mal]

Behind me @ my Bar... That's the 7 Picture which was Recently Updated this Year @ the Toast...

And of course some of the "Green Stuff"... Naughty.



peace...

 

[mal]

My Perspective... Kind of...



peace...

 

[mal]

Wife and I are Done being Santa... All the Opening, Setting up and Wrapping is Done... Cookie is out for Santa with a Bite out and Half a Glass of Milk...

Time for Christmas Vacation in the "Big Bed"...

Merry Christmas!



peace...

 

[mal]

Breaking News that just Barely Involves a Bar I've Drank at and one of my Reporters:

9NEWS.com | Denver | Colorado's Online News Leader | Man seriously injured in shooting; suspect dead

850KOA Radio News was Reporting:
"This Witness at a Bar across the Street..."

It's 11:30 in the AM on Wednesday!... What in the HELL are you doing at the Castaways you LUSH!

If you were checking ap, you would have heard it first:

"There's a shit load of five-O by my house"... - ap World Hispanic Correspondent reporting on the Shooting as it Broke!



peace...

 

[mal]

Here's to 2010!...



peace...

 

[mal]

Time to go watch the Colts do what the Colts do in the 2nd Half...

You know EVERY single one of the J-E-T-S Knows what's coming...



peace...

 

[mal]

Told ya so... The Colt's Spot everybody 2 Quarters... Make the Most of it!



peace...

 

[mal]

So it's like this... The Colts won't Turn it over like the Vikings... And even though the Colts will Probably Spot the Aints about 2 Quarters, if they are Expecting Manning to do Stupid Shit like the DQ Traitor's QB @ Minnesota did, they are Dreaming...

New Ahlins has to BRING IT... For 4 Quarters... Nearly Flawlessly

Anything less, and this is another Colt's Championship.



peace...

 

[Liability]

I still think that the Bills are probably out of it.

 

[mal]

I still think that the Bills are probably out of it.

Broncos too...



peace...

 

[JenT]

LUNCH​

It's so nice not being married to an alcoholic any more

 

[mal]

LUNCH​

It's so nice not being married to an alcoholic any more

So what ya Drynkin' then?...



peace...

 

[masquerade]

Y .. A .. W .. N .......

I'll take a cup of steaming hot coffee with a shot of Bailey's. Please.

 

[mal]

Y .. A .. W .. N .......

I'll take a cup of steaming hot coffee with a shot of Bailey's. Please.

Sho... fo Sho...

Speak of SHOs... Who in FUCK's Sake is going to Hand FoMoCo $45K for a Sedan?...

I don't Care how they Package it, if you Think Home Values Dropped, Purchase a SHO and tell me how Trying to Sell that Bitch is Working out for you in a Couple of Years...

Bet yer Upside Down on your Payments...

Anyway...



peace...

 

[masquerade]

Y .. A .. W .. N .......

I'll take a cup of steaming hot coffee with a shot of Bailey's. Please.

Sho... fo Sho...

Speak of SHOs... Who in FUCK's Sake is going to Hand FoMoCo $45K for a Sedan?...

I don't Care how they Package it, if you Think Home Values Dropped, Purchase a SHO and tell me how Trying to Sell that Bitch is Working out for you in a Couple of Years...

Bet yer Upside Down on your Payments...

Anyway...



peace...

What the hell are you talking about Mal?

 

[mal]

Y .. A .. W .. N .......

I'll take a cup of steaming hot coffee with a shot of Bailey's. Please.

Sho... fo Sho...

Speak of SHOs... Who in FUCK's Sake is going to Hand FoMoCo $45K for a Sedan?...

I don't Care how they Package it, if you Think Home Values Dropped, Purchase a SHO and tell me how Trying to Sell that Bitch is Working out for you in a Couple of Years...

Bet yer Upside Down on your Payments...

Anyway...



peace...

What the hell are you talking about Mal?

Most Days... I don't even Know!...



peace...

 

[Dis]

Y .. A .. W .. N .......

I'll take a cup of steaming hot coffee with a shot of Bailey's. Please.

Sho... fo Sho...

Speak of SHOs... Who in FUCK's Sake is going to Hand FoMoCo $45K for a Sedan?...

I don't Care how they Package it, if you Think Home Values Dropped, Purchase a SHO and tell me how Trying to Sell that Bitch is Working out for you in a Couple of Years...

Bet yer Upside Down on your Payments...

Anyway...



peace...

What the hell are you talking about Mal?

Nobody knows.. That's why most of his threads are 96% him bumping them with nonsensical BS, 3% smartass comments from people that think he's an idiot, and 1% actual board participation.

 

[masquerade]

Sho... fo Sho...

Speak of SHOs... Who in FUCK's Sake is going to Hand FoMoCo $45K for a Sedan?...

I don't Care how they Package it, if you Think Home Values Dropped, Purchase a SHO and tell me how Trying to Sell that Bitch is Working out for you in a Couple of Years...

Bet yer Upside Down on your Payments...

Anyway...



peace...

What the hell are you talking about Mal?

Most Days... I don't even Know!...



peace...

Listen, I'll tell you like I told the rest ... I don't know why he said what he said! He'd been drinking for hours, losing hundreds at the Blackjack table. Cigarette hanging out of him mouth, his hair messed like he just rolled out of bed. I offered to buy him a drink, but he just waved me away as he mumbled something under his breath. The dealer gave me a wink, as if to say he'd keep an eye on him, but I was untrusting! So I sat myself down at a near-by slot machine and inserted a twenty dollar bill. Mindlessly pushing the button, hypnotized by the spinning wheels, I became alert once more to ringing bells and loud whistles! I had hit the jackpot! $500,000.00 to be exact! That was when he rose from his chair and started screaming! In all the confusion, I was surrounded by folks who wanted to see my winnings. When I turned back around, he was gone. It was afterwards, after the crash when I found out what he had said. But you know what? I'm not taking the blame! No friggin' way!

 

[mal]

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peace...