The Neubarthian Prophecies

[xotoxi]

Any good Neubarthian Prophecies spewed out by the Barfman today?

Any fresh new Bible misinterpretations?

 

[random3434]

Thou shall not shave ye chest, for thoust shall pose for 30 days and 30 nights, and 30 years, in boxer shorts whilst standing in a field of grain. Oh ye in the vally of the dolls shall you overcome your fear of the shirtless avatar, or I will SMITE thee into HELL for all of eternity!
-Joan 4.20

 

[Jon]

...why do I still not know who this guy is?

 

[xotoxi]

Thou shall not shave ye chest, for thoust shall pose for 30 days and 30 nights, and 30 years, in boxer shorts whilst standing in a field of grain. Oh ye in the vally of the dolls shall you overcome your fear of the shirtless avatar, oh I will SMITE thee into HELL for all of eternity!
-Joan 4.20

1 The Fool who cannot see that his avatar is foolish

2 will be subjected to mockery and ridicule by the masses.

3 And as a result of said derision, The Fool shall brag that he

4 has a direct ticket for admission to Heaven,

5 issued personally by God Himself.

6 And The Fool will feel special and will tell the masses that

7 they will all burn in hell for eternity.

8 And he will threaten lawsuits when his Great Name is mocked.

9 And he will make a Sammich for the Lord God

Xotoxi 11:1-9

 

[xotoxi]

...why do I still not know who this guy is?

Because you do not see the light.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

he changed his avi. for which we are all grateful. There is a merciful Gd after all.