The New and Improved what song are you listening to now thread!

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJhuHWzrqA&feature=related]YouTube - John Cafferty - Voice of America's Sons[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYxVeoaZ58g&feature=related]YouTube - NYC Song - John Cafferty & the Beaver Brown Band- (Eddie and the Cruisers)[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akt3awj_Ah8&playnext=1&videos=rD7qyWpctk4]YouTube - Black Sabbath - black Sabbath - original videoclip[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maC4HCHD400&feature=related]YouTube - Black Sabbath - Paranoid[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScFU0UxKWA]YouTube - Against Me! - Baby I'm An Anarchist[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gI8eHVdplk]YouTube - Stevie Nicks & Don Henley - Leather and Lace (with lyrics)[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UWx-shGM0g&feature=PlayList&p=EF2ADA3852834746&playnext=1&index=10]YouTube - One More Day by Diamond Rio - The Last Time[/ame]
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyKVFZaIjE"]YouTube - ‪Creature Feature- Such Horrible Things (with lyrics)‬‎[/ame]



Sit Back Now
Let Me Tell You A Tale
Where Justice Does Not Prevail

About An Ill-Fated Life
So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right

So

When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parent's Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst
I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse

When I Was Two
I Poured Super Glue
Into My Fathers Hair
As He Sat Unaware
In His Arm Chair
Much To His Dismay
Had To Cut It All Away
Oh, But It Felt Great
I Deserve To Cut And Filleted
Then Tossed About In Disarray
Until The Pieces Melt Away

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Four
I'd Wait By The Door
With A Knife In My Hand
And A Most Devious Plan
It Would Be Quite Grand
As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
The Sharp Edge He Got
Oh, But I Love The Thought
I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
Broken Bones And Blood Clots

When I Was Six
I Used To Trick
The Next Door Neighbors Son
In The Woods We Would Run
Time For Fun
Hide N Seek Has A Cost
He Would Be Forever Lost
Oh, But I Love To Scoff
I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
Hidden And Covered In Moss
Until This Memory's Forgot

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Eight
I Used To Hate
The Color Of My House
So As Quiet As A Mouse
I Burned It Down
To The Ground
When No One Was Around
Oh, But I Love The Sound
I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
Rotting Six-Feet Underground

When I Was Ten
I Used To Pretend
To Drown In The Sea
Till They'd Come To Rescue Me
Then Proceed
To Laugh In Their Face
Such A Disgrace
Oh, But I Love The Taste
I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
All Over The Fireplace
Until This Life Has Been Erased

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
*Not Quite What He Seems*
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Twelve
I Used To Delve
Into Evil Schemes
Just To Elicit Screams
Boost My Self Esteem
Pushed My Sister Down A Well
She Just Fell
Oh, But I Love To Dwell
I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell
Where No One Can Hear Me Yell

When I Was Fourteen
Nothing Much Happened

Well
There Was That One Time

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What He Seems
Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Sixteen
Life Was Frightening
My Brother Was Quite Dull
So With Laughter In My Skull
Pushed Him In A Hole
Then Buried Him Alive
He Barely Survived
Oh, But I Love The Cries
I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
In An Electric Chair That's Set On High

Now That I'm Eighteen
I Still Hate Things
From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
No Friends, No Phone
No Life To Call My Own

Here I Will Lie
Until The Very Day I Die
Until My Blood Begins To Dry
And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came

So

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems

Not Quite What I Seem
Ah, Hell
I'm Exactly What I Seem
 
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VnrLRo3Luo]YouTube - ‪The Who - Rael 1‬‎[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9SgDoypXcI]YouTube - ‪The Beatles -Let It Be‬‎[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LWpw3CMCEg]YouTube - ‪Ray LaMontagne - Let It Be Me‬‎[/ame]
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrhMhOlzry0]YouTube - ‪? Helen Reddy ? Aint No Way To Treat A Lady ?[1975] ? "No Way To Treat A Lady" ?‬‎[/ame]
 
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