The RNC

[Road Runner]

Okay guys, so I realize that last night was incredibly scary but don't forget that we have a very important week coming up. It starts tomorrow and ends on Thursday.

 

[mamooth]

The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory Group Whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core Principles I -- The ends always justify the means, but only for our side
-- Lying "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history seminar
-- IOKIYAR -- It's Okay If You're A Republican

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, since working people deserve mistreatment.)

1:00 PM Whining Workshop I -- Introduction to Whimpering

3:00 PM. Core Principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you is making you a victim.
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim.
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim.

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate, for 60 minutes

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project to deflect.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy, or go home.

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor Workshop -- Why do we conservatives fail so hard at it?

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (the Constitution, the Civil War)
-- Scientific reality detachment (covid, global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom

10:00 AM -- Core Principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go out at all. By now, every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meals of any Republican.)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core Principles VI -- Corruption
-- The public coffers belong to you.
-- Vote-rigging and vote suppression, how Republicans stay in office
-- It's not a bribe if you earn it.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hours

 

[SassyIrishLass]

The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory Group Whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core Principles I -- The ends always justify the means, but only for our side
-- Lying "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history seminar
-- IOKIYAR -- It's Okay If You're A Republican

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, since working people deserve mistreatment.)

1:00 PM Whining Workshop I -- Introduction to Whimpering

3:00 PM. Core Principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you is making you a victim.
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim.
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim.

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate, for 60 minutes

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project to deflect.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy, or go home.

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor Workshop -- Why do we conservatives fail so hard at it?

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (the Constitution, the Civil War)
-- Scientific reality detachment (covid, global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom

10:00 AM -- Core Principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go out at all. By now, every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meals of any Republican.)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core Principles VI -- Corruption
-- The public coffers belong to you.
-- Vote-rigging and vote suppression, how Republicans stay in office
-- It's not a bribe if you earn it.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hours

The DNC Convention: "Does anyone actually know wtf is going on?!?"

 

[eagle7-31]

The RNC workshop schedule of events:

Day 1

9:00 AM Introductory Group Whine (fellowship building)

10:00 AM Core Principles I -- The ends always justify the means, but only for our side
-- Lying "for the greater good"
-- Twisting history seminar
-- IOKIYAR -- It's Okay If You're A Republican

12:00 Lunch. (Be sure to stiff your server, since working people deserve mistreatment.)

1:00 PM Whining Workshop I -- Introduction to Whimpering

3:00 PM. Core Principles II -- You are a victim!
-- Anyone criticizing you is making you a victim.
-- Anyone laughing at your whining is making you a victim.
-- Anyone opposing your douchebaggery is making you a victim.

Day 2:

9:00 AM Introductory 2-minutes-hate, for 60 minutes

10:00 AM Core Principles III -- Hypocrisy
-- Inconsistency is okay. We're conservatives. Nobody expects better.
-- Always project to deflect.
-- "You libtards are so rude". Go big with hypocrisy, or go home.

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go back to that restaurant where you stiffed the server, unless you want some special sauce with your meal.)

1:00 PM -- Humor Workshop -- Why do we conservatives fail so hard at it?

3:00 PM -- Core Principles IV -- Reality Detachment
-- Economic reality detachment (supply side economics)
-- Historical reality detachment (the Constitution, the Civil War)
-- Scientific reality detachment (covid, global warming)

Day 3

9:00 AM -- Wide-Stance hour in the men's restroom

10:00 AM -- Core Principles V -- Treason and sedition
-- Party before country
-- Party before family
-- Party before God

Noon -- Lunch break. (Don't go out at all. By now, every server in town will be adding special sauce to the meals of any Republican.)

1:00 PM Whining workshop II -- Taking it up to "little bitch" levels.

3:00 PM -- Core Principles VI -- Corruption
-- The public coffers belong to you.
-- Vote-rigging and vote suppression, how Republicans stay in office
-- It's not a bribe if you earn it.

5:00 PM -- Bonus wide-stance hours

Gee another stone cold gutless leftie liar heard from.