The Stereotype of the Black Male

[Lord Long Rod]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

 

[sealybobo]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

1 and 9 are the same thing. That would cut down your list. Just an example.

Did you get it off your chest?

The funny thing is acting a lot like poor black folks are poor uneducated whites.

What’s more, rates of both had risen markedly for middle-aged, non-Hispanic white Americans—but not for black or Hispanic Americans. And the data grew only more curious and concerning the further they looked. As Case and Deaton recount in their new book, “Deaths of Despair and the Future of Capitalism” (Princeton), they dug deeper into national vital statistics and compared

rates of suicide with those of other causes of mortality. “To our astonishment, it was not only suicide that was rising among middle-aged whites; it was all deaths,” they write.

This was nearly unfathomable. Outside of wars or pandemics, death rates for large populations across the world have been consistently falling for decades. Yet working-age white men and women without college degrees were dying from suicide, drug overdoses, and alcohol-related liver disease at such rates that, for three consecutive years, life expectancy for the U.S. population as a whole had fallen.

 

[White 6]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

That is an amazing list. I have heard every one of those stereotypical memes. Other than comment, I have never seen the list compended to that degree in one place before, I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10 foot long rod. Thanks for not starting it in Race/Religion form, Rod.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

1 and 9 are the same thing. That would cut down your list. Just an example.

Did you get it off your chest?

The funny thing is acting a lot like poor black folks are poor uneducated whites.

What’s more, rates of both had risen markedly for middle-aged, non-Hispanic white Americans—but not for black or Hispanic Americans. And the data grew only more curious and concerning the further they looked. As Case and Deaton recount in their new book, “Deaths of Despair and the Future of Capitalism” (Princeton), they dug deeper into national vital statistics and compared

rates of suicide with those of other causes of mortality. “To our astonishment, it was not only suicide that was rising among middle-aged whites; it was all deaths,” they write.

This was nearly unfathomable. Outside of wars or pandemics, death rates for large populations across the world have been consistently falling for decades. Yet working-age white men and women without college degrees were dying from suicide, drug overdoses, and alcohol-related liver disease at such rates that, for three consecutive years, life expectancy for the U.S. population as a whole had fallen.

Jesus, what a fucking stick in the mud you are.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

That is an amazing list. I have heard every one of those stereotypical memes. Other than comment, I have never seen the list compended to that degree in one place before, I wouldn't touch this thread with a 10 foot long rod. Thanks for not starting it in Race/Religion form, Rod.

Thank you for the kind words, White Man.

 

[toobfreak]

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long

You could shorten your 80 point list and instead just say IM2. That covers it all.

 

[sealybobo]

Jesus, what a fucking stick in the mud you are.

 

[Mac-7]

The funny thing is acting a lot like poor black folks are poor uneducated whites.

That defeats the Black LIES Matter excuse of racism as the cause of black failure

 

[iamwhatiseem]

That defeats the Black LIES Matter excuse of racism as the cause of black failure

Liberal social engineering and social programs are the cause of black failure.
And anyone not seeing and agreeing to that statement is either a low IQ moron, or knows it, but will never admit it. And liberals are on their way into creating another culture of self defeatist with Latinos.
They use minorities like crops to grow voters.

 

[the watcher]

Jesus, what a fucking stick in the mud you are.

He'd suck the fun out of a dildo

 

[d0gbreath]

59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;

I assume that you men 'bowl' but I've never heard of this vineyard technique. Is this a prison thing that involves shoe-polish? Hep me here Lord white rod.

 

[BackAgain]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

I can’t swim. Maybe I am an angry black man?

 

[the watcher]

I can’t swim. Maybe I am an angry black man?

Remember if you go black you may not be able to go back.

 

[BackAgain]

Remember if you go black you may not be able to go back.

If modern anthropological and archeological theory is accurate, then we’re all “out of Africa.”

 

[the watcher]

I am calling for immunity. I have black friends, i had a black f150, when i smoked i liked newports, and my favorite movie of all time was that black western with Woody Strode, Denzel, and Sammy Davis Jr, Even the horses were black.

 

[ActionJackson]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

Stereotypes are born for a reason!! Stop giving reasons and the stereotypes will end.

 

[Vastator]

Why point out the negatives? Maybe we could instead focus on the positives...

 

[whitehall]

Hateful stereotypes were the norm for the Irish and the image of the drunken bum still persists but they laugh it off. America will never get anywhere as long as the black community continues to whine about invented and outdated stereotypes.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Why point out the negatives? Maybe we could instead focus on the positives...
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[Quasar44]

One cannot mention the term "black civil rights" without invoking such courageous civil rights icons and leaders like MLK JR, John Lewis, Rosa Parks, and Lord Long Rod. To continue the good fight I think it is necessary to confront, head-on, the stereotype of the black male. Once we analyze it, then we can refute it and move forward acknowledging the fallacy. Here is a non-exhaustive list of traits society assigns to the stereotypical black male.

1. Engages in criminal activity regularly;
2. Lies to white people regularly;
3. Drinks malt liquor and grape soda;
4. Credit risk;
5. Dangerous;
6. Has a huge haw leg;
7. Can't swim;
8. Lazy;
9. Steals regularly;
10. Always late;
11. Shitty diet (fatty, fried, and processed foods);
12. The lottery is their retirement plan
13. Low I.Q.;
14. Has trouble with English language;
15. Owes back child support;
16. Shirks responsibilities;
17. Has lots of kids but is a father to none;
18. Votes Democrat, if he votes at all;
19. Preferred means of self-defense: Glawk Fotty;
20. Secondary means of self-defense: a shiv;
21. Runs from police;
22. Commits tax and entitlements fraud on regular basis;
23. Does not tip servers;
24. Converts to Islamic in prison;
25. Loves to eat watermelon;
26. Breeds like a bunny;
27. Loves B. Obama more than Jesus Christ;
28. Smokes crack after a good meal;
29. Rapes white women;
30. Steals catalytic converters as a side hustle;
31. Likes to sing and dance;
32. Does not eat pussy;
33. Born knowing how to play football and basketball;
34. Loses every car he buys through repossession;
35. On the government dole;
36. Can't remember all the names of his children;
37. Cannot properly pronounce the word "ask";
38. Enters military to avoid prison time;
39. Drives a Charger or Malibu;
40. Smokes menthol cigarettes;
41. Lime green is an acceptable funeral suit color;
42. Hates gays;
43. Doesn't pay his bills;
44. Loves pork;
45. Wears his chains and necklaces outside of his shirt;
46. His rims cost more than his entire car;
47. He finances his rims with rent-to-own company;
48. Never in a hurry;
49. Does only the bare minimum at work;
50. Hates Hispanics;
51. On probation;
52. Knows P.O. by his first name;
53. Smokes weed in the morning;
54. Has DFACS in his contacts list;
55. Wears pants below his ass;
56. Cannot spell or do math;
57. Thinks Andrew Lincoln freed the slaves;
58. Chalky skin;
59. Know how to make toilet boil wine;
60. Goes to dog fights;
61. Has smacked a bitch;
62. Paycheck is being garnished;
63. Father is in prison;
64. Kids on food stamps;
65. High school drop-out;
66. Failed the SAT
67. Loves his whorein' mama;
68. Wears his baseball hat sideways;
69. Has diabetes;
70. Has stolen parts in his car;
71. Knowledge limited to what he can pull up on his phone;
72. Violates his probation;
73. Can only afford court-appointment lawyers;
74. Does not use air conditioning;
75. uses hair gel for court appearances;
76. Hates whitey;
77. Driving on suspended license;
78. Uses false identity to obtain credit;
79. Keeps a stable of bitches;
80. Dreams of becoming Mac-Daddy Pimp.

Whoa, there!! That list got really long, really fast! All of these traits cannot be wrong, right? I am not even sure where to start here! Perhaps we can discuss which ones need to be added and which ones should be deleted.

My biggest problem with them is their vulgar obnoxious loud behavior with zero regard to anyone else .
Luckily here in Phoenix, I rarely have to see them