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American people appreciate culturally elegant and relevant disease folklore, and this'll be my first real attempt at constructing a sociocultural story of modernism significance, inspired by my equal love of adventure and society films like The Town and American History X.
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Ken grew up in Tennessee and went to college in Tennessee and enjoyed cheering for the famed Volunteers SEC college football team, rivals of the great Florida Gators and Georgia Bulldogs. Ken developed a love of the color orange, the team colors of the college Volunteers. After graduating, Ken learned about the problems of ethnicity and community in Tennessee created by a wave of new minority immigration. Ken's father was part of the anti-minority organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and grew up somewhat neverous about his social role with racism.
Ken noticed after graduating that his Tennessee community was more anxious because of these new era immigration waves. People are and were simply worried about adapting to this new sort of democratic rhetoric. While Ken didn't personally want to integrate himself into the dark world of the KKK, he didn't want to neglect his home state community. He wanted to inject something folkloric or motivational to help the people just forget about these kinds of American problems. Ken decided to organize a Tennessee bank robbing team called the orange colored Volunteers.
Ken recruited five members into the Volunteers new millennium bank robbing team. The inducted members, all Tennessee natives of Caucasian heritage, were Randy, a mechanic, Derek, a schoolteacher, Marty, a musician, John, a businessman, and Evan, a minor league baseball player. The five Volunteers led by the ferocious Ken schemed to use bank robbery in Tennessee to inject some real community energy in the press to help everyone forget about the hellfire of immigration related sociocultural fears and worries.
Ken wanted the Volunteers to be the direct response to social angst generated in the Tennessee and American press regarding race incompatible issues such as cultural preferences. The Volunteers planned to rob five major banks across the state of Tennessee. They'd all wear orange masks and Ken an orange suit and harlequin mask and gold crown. The five banks were quite secured, and they therefore required infiltration and heist work carried out by crafty thieves, so Ken/Volunteers prepared to orchestrate very very designed bank robberies. The robberies would span one year and fill many newspaper pages, paper and online.
ROBBERY 1: The Volunteers walk into one of the two main capital city banks in orange masks and costumes wielding tranquilizer darts used to sedate the guards beforehand holding the crowd at gunpoint and taking $2 million in cash.
ROBBERY 2: The Volunteers walk into the other of the two main capital city banks, unusual orange masks and costumes, claiming to be ex-cops with a mission to seize control of outlaw folklore and use toy guns filled with acid to take $2 million in cash.
ROBBERY 3: The Volunteers walk into a major suburban bank controlled by Tennessee's most wealthy and steal diamonds from the vault thought to be dangerously linked to the warlord blood diamond highway in Belgium.
ROBBERY 4: The Volunteers walk into a east suburban bank with smoke bombs and steal $1 million in just 15 minutes, before the cops are able to respond to alarms and arrive on the scene with reporters.
ROBBERY 5: The Volunteers walk into a major bank near the Tennessee college campus in their usual orange masks and costumes and claim they're part of a Messianic crusade to deter more immigration adding their robbery should discourage non-natives from investing in Tennessee banks.
TENNESSEE TIMES: "What is clear to the people of the good state of Tennessee is that these pirate Volunteers are nothing less than sociocultural paranoia conflagration experts, using immigration fears to create a new brand of native wrought folklore, and perhaps the lesson we're to wrought is that the Volunteers are nothing less than real American deformers."
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Ken grew up in Tennessee and went to college in Tennessee and enjoyed cheering for the famed Volunteers SEC college football team, rivals of the great Florida Gators and Georgia Bulldogs. Ken developed a love of the color orange, the team colors of the college Volunteers. After graduating, Ken learned about the problems of ethnicity and community in Tennessee created by a wave of new minority immigration. Ken's father was part of the anti-minority organization the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) and grew up somewhat neverous about his social role with racism.
Ken noticed after graduating that his Tennessee community was more anxious because of these new era immigration waves. People are and were simply worried about adapting to this new sort of democratic rhetoric. While Ken didn't personally want to integrate himself into the dark world of the KKK, he didn't want to neglect his home state community. He wanted to inject something folkloric or motivational to help the people just forget about these kinds of American problems. Ken decided to organize a Tennessee bank robbing team called the orange colored Volunteers.
Ken recruited five members into the Volunteers new millennium bank robbing team. The inducted members, all Tennessee natives of Caucasian heritage, were Randy, a mechanic, Derek, a schoolteacher, Marty, a musician, John, a businessman, and Evan, a minor league baseball player. The five Volunteers led by the ferocious Ken schemed to use bank robbery in Tennessee to inject some real community energy in the press to help everyone forget about the hellfire of immigration related sociocultural fears and worries.
Ken wanted the Volunteers to be the direct response to social angst generated in the Tennessee and American press regarding race incompatible issues such as cultural preferences. The Volunteers planned to rob five major banks across the state of Tennessee. They'd all wear orange masks and Ken an orange suit and harlequin mask and gold crown. The five banks were quite secured, and they therefore required infiltration and heist work carried out by crafty thieves, so Ken/Volunteers prepared to orchestrate very very designed bank robberies. The robberies would span one year and fill many newspaper pages, paper and online.
ROBBERY 1: The Volunteers walk into one of the two main capital city banks in orange masks and costumes wielding tranquilizer darts used to sedate the guards beforehand holding the crowd at gunpoint and taking $2 million in cash.
ROBBERY 2: The Volunteers walk into the other of the two main capital city banks, unusual orange masks and costumes, claiming to be ex-cops with a mission to seize control of outlaw folklore and use toy guns filled with acid to take $2 million in cash.
ROBBERY 3: The Volunteers walk into a major suburban bank controlled by Tennessee's most wealthy and steal diamonds from the vault thought to be dangerously linked to the warlord blood diamond highway in Belgium.
ROBBERY 4: The Volunteers walk into a east suburban bank with smoke bombs and steal $1 million in just 15 minutes, before the cops are able to respond to alarms and arrive on the scene with reporters.
ROBBERY 5: The Volunteers walk into a major bank near the Tennessee college campus in their usual orange masks and costumes and claim they're part of a Messianic crusade to deter more immigration adding their robbery should discourage non-natives from investing in Tennessee banks.
TENNESSEE TIMES: "What is clear to the people of the good state of Tennessee is that these pirate Volunteers are nothing less than sociocultural paranoia conflagration experts, using immigration fears to create a new brand of native wrought folklore, and perhaps the lesson we're to wrought is that the Volunteers are nothing less than real American deformers."
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
