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This is a fun fifty cent city themed piracy culture comic vignette I've been working on ever since watching the comedy sports film Slapshot (Paul Newman), so I really hope you all will find it...definitive. God bless,
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Toronto is a great city in Toronto (Canada). It's also the home of the celebrated Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL) ice-hockey team. This year, a group of the team calling themselves "Magellan" is planning a fantastic bank heist!
The Maple Leafs are doing really well this year. Despite the serious contenders the Flyers of Philly and the Islanders of NY, the Leafs are anticipated to go far. Some fans claim they'd steal the Stanley Cup itself. Who knows? Ice-hockey is such a swift and cadence courageous sport that it simply creates 'normal' diaries!
MAGELLAN: "Our bank thief team will turn the Leafs into pirate lore, friends."
The girlfriend of one of the Magellan Leafs [ML] bank robbery unit was none other than Vogue USA stunner Cameron Diaz whose special work on films including Killing Kennedy, American Drugs, and Diamonds established her as a star of real media aesthetics. Would she inform on her Magellan dragon?
After the Leafs game on a Friday night, the nakedly masked Magellan bank robbery team took a subway ride to the TD Bank, preparing to persuade the night guard to let them inside. The Leafs won their exciting and dancing game 4-2!
MAGELLAN: So, we walked up to the Toronto bank and showed the night guard a photo of his house, claiming we'd haunt it like psychos if he didn't let us into the safe box and vault areas so we'd discreetly lift $10 million in cash and diamonds from the holdings of the Dutch baron Roy Kuyt who's known to be tied to the South African blood diamond hellmouth linked to Antwerp, and the poor guardsman believed we're some kinds of messengers sent by Euro agents!
Toronto Trumpet: Those bastards stole assets from a baron tracked by cops!
Magellan took the assets and deposited it in a newly opened private Swiss account, promising to someday go to the Alps to try their hand at snowboarding and comic book writing, and never forgetting the root grit of their Leafs (NHL) origin that carried them into this great continental dioramic dartmouth adventure!
MAGELLAN: "We believe we're somehow linked to real crabby pirates!"
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Toronto is a great city in Toronto (Canada). It's also the home of the celebrated Toronto Maple Leafs (NHL) ice-hockey team. This year, a group of the team calling themselves "Magellan" is planning a fantastic bank heist!
The Maple Leafs are doing really well this year. Despite the serious contenders the Flyers of Philly and the Islanders of NY, the Leafs are anticipated to go far. Some fans claim they'd steal the Stanley Cup itself. Who knows? Ice-hockey is such a swift and cadence courageous sport that it simply creates 'normal' diaries!
MAGELLAN: "Our bank thief team will turn the Leafs into pirate lore, friends."
The girlfriend of one of the Magellan Leafs [ML] bank robbery unit was none other than Vogue USA stunner Cameron Diaz whose special work on films including Killing Kennedy, American Drugs, and Diamonds established her as a star of real media aesthetics. Would she inform on her Magellan dragon?
After the Leafs game on a Friday night, the nakedly masked Magellan bank robbery team took a subway ride to the TD Bank, preparing to persuade the night guard to let them inside. The Leafs won their exciting and dancing game 4-2!
MAGELLAN: So, we walked up to the Toronto bank and showed the night guard a photo of his house, claiming we'd haunt it like psychos if he didn't let us into the safe box and vault areas so we'd discreetly lift $10 million in cash and diamonds from the holdings of the Dutch baron Roy Kuyt who's known to be tied to the South African blood diamond hellmouth linked to Antwerp, and the poor guardsman believed we're some kinds of messengers sent by Euro agents!
Toronto Trumpet: Those bastards stole assets from a baron tracked by cops!
Magellan took the assets and deposited it in a newly opened private Swiss account, promising to someday go to the Alps to try their hand at snowboarding and comic book writing, and never forgetting the root grit of their Leafs (NHL) origin that carried them into this great continental dioramic dartmouth adventure!
MAGELLAN: "We believe we're somehow linked to real crabby pirates!"
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
