Trump has appointed Joe Biden to finish off Medicare as he officially becomes part of DOGE

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After Joe Biden made the pledge to wage war on Medicare during the last Presidential debate, Donald Trump has agreed to give him the chance by appointing him to the task as he has joined DOGE.

"It should save billions and billions of dollars", said Trump. "And the best part is, democrats will be blamed for it. But then I got to thinking, he is completely out of his mind, so how will he accomplish the job? Then it hit me, I will just put him directly in charge of all of Medicare and the whole thing will collapse overnight."

Joe Biden agreed to the task saying, "I was born in a middle-class family in Scranton PA with my sister Jill Biden as we worked in a coal mine down the street to earn a living, and we all got along just fine without the med..........medic.....................awe, you know the thing! I say bring it on!!! Besides, there is nothing DEI about Medicare, so what is the point? Why pay money into all the non DEI Hitler stuff? If there is no DEI you may as well DIE!"
 
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Wait!

Joe already defeated Medicare. This is just more government inefficiency!
 
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