Trump launches Hitler plan to take over the world starting with McDonalds

[Votto]

According to several reliable sources, Donald Trump has hatched a scheme to talk over the world and become the next Hitler, starting with a takeover of McDonalds. "It was horrible", (recalls the one reliable source that has never lied before, being the first human being on earth to date who has never lied and has no political leanings whatsoever), "He began barking orders at us like he owned the place", recalled the eyewitness. "Then he made phone call to Vlademir Putin telling him he would send a Dash Order to deliver a Big Mac to the Kremlin free of charge after Biggie sizing everything to boot. Chilling!!"

Kamala Harris commented saying, "This shows that Trump is a fascist, because all dictators, like Vlademir Putin, love McDonalds. I should know, I've served many fascist dictators while I worked at McDonalds in Oakland, everyone from President Xi of.....um...........of......um...........you know, that country...............North Korea to the President of........um.................Putin of Romania, yea, they all came by and threated our lives if it was not done in time or did not taste the way they liked it. I just want to thank these highly credible sources for coming forward. What courage they have knowing that if I lose, more than likely they will be on the menu if this monster is ever allowed to be President. And since we need to protect their identity for obvious reasons, I will just refer to them as doctor so and so, you know, kind of like how that Ford lady became a doctor overnight after accusing Trump's rapist lynch men to SCOTUS. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"

"I'm afraid I have more bad news", said Merrick Garland. "It is suspected that Trump had something to do with the recent E. Coli outbreak that has already killed one person after they consumed a Big Mac. As a result, I am profoundly saddened to announce that the DOJ has been forced to bring charges against Donald Trump on murder charges and will have a court date tomorrow. And since time is of the essence with an election around the corner, we have proudly selected Judge Judy to conduct the trial which will be decided just in time for the elections in November, so as not to interfere with those elections in any way, shape, or form. He will then be sentenced to death..........er........um............I mean............that is if he is found guilty he will be sentenced to death in Manhattan, the following week."

 

[1srelluc]

 

[ozro]

I scoured that post, and it raises many questions, questions that are not addressed;
How many Macburgers will we be required to eat per week to maintain citizenship? Will we have to eat any additional Macburgers to maintain party affiliation?
Do we know what meat will be contained in the Macburgers? I mean, after it is ground it could be anything, even human. Maybe this presents an opportunity to fight against the scourge of urban cemetery sprall.
Asking for loyal citizens everywhere....

 

[GLASNOST]

According to several reliable sources, Donald Trump has hatched a scheme to talk over the world and become the next Hitler, starting with a takeover of McDonalds. "It was horrible", (recalls the one reliable source that has never lied before, being the first human being on earth to date who has never lied and has no political leanings whatsoever), "He began barking orders at us like he owned the place", recalled the eyewitness. "Then he made phone call to Vlademir Putin telling him he would send a Dash Order to deliver a Big Mac to the Kremlin free of charge after Biggie sizing everything to boot. Chilling!!"

Kamala Harris commented saying, "This shows that Trump is a fascist, because all dictators, like Vlademir Putin, love McDonalds. I should know, I've served many fascist dictators while I worked at McDonalds in Oakland, everyone from President Xi of.....um...........of......um...........you know, that country...............North Korea to the President of........um.................Putin of Romania, yea, they all came by and threated our lives if it was not done in time or did not taste the way they liked it. I just want to thank these highly credible sources for coming forward. What courage they have knowing that if I lose, more than likely they will be on the menu if this monster is ever allowed to be President. And since we need to protect their identity for obvious reasons, I will just refer to them as doctor so and so, you know, kind of like how that Ford lady became a doctor overnight after accusing Trump's rapist lynch men to SCOTUS"

"I'm afraid I have more bad news", said Merrick Garland. "It is suspected that Trump had something to do with the recent E. Coli outbreak that has already killed one person after they consumed a Big Mac. As a result, I am profoundly saddened to announce that the DOJ has been forced to bring charges against Donald Trump on murder charges and will have a court date tomorrow. And since time is of the essence with an election around the corner, we have proudly selected Judge Judy to conduct the trial which will be decided just in time for the elections in November, so as not to interfere with those elections in any way, shape, or form. He will then be sentenced to death..........er........um............I mean............that is if he is found guilty, the following week."

Did you write this yourself, Votto? Excellent!

 

[Oddball]

 

[justoffal]

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According to several reliable sources, Donald Trump has hatched a scheme to talk over the world and become the next Hitler, starting with a takeover of McDonalds. "It was horrible", (recalls the one reliable source that has never lied before, being the first human being on earth to date who has never lied and has no political leanings whatsoever), "He began barking orders at us like he owned the place", recalled the eyewitness. "Then he made phone call to Vlademir Putin telling him he would send a Dash Order to deliver a Big Mac to the Kremlin free of charge after Biggie sizing everything to boot. Chilling!!"

Kamala Harris commented saying, "This shows that Trump is a fascist, because all dictators, like Vlademir Putin, love McDonalds. I should know, I've served many fascist dictators while I worked at McDonalds in Oakland, everyone from President Xi of.....um...........of......um...........you know, that country...............North Korea to the President of........um.................Putin of Romania, yea, they all came by and threated our lives if it was not done in time or did not taste the way they liked it. I just want to thank these highly credible sources for coming forward. What courage they have knowing that if I lose, more than likely they will be on the menu if this monster is ever allowed to be President. And since we need to protect their identity for obvious reasons, I will just refer to them as doctor so and so, you know, kind of like how that Ford lady became a doctor overnight after accusing Trump's rapist lynch men to SCOTUS"

"I'm afraid I have more bad news", said Merrick Garland. "It is suspected that Trump had something to do with the recent E. Coli outbreak that has already killed one person after they consumed a Big Mac. As a result, I am profoundly saddened to announce that the DOJ has been forced to bring charges against Donald Trump on murder charges and will have a court date tomorrow. And since time is of the essence with an election around the corner, we have proudly selected Judge Judy to conduct the trial which will be decided just in time for the elections in November, so as not to interfere with those elections in any way, shape, or form. He will then be sentenced to death..........er........um............I mean............that is if he is found guilty, the following week."

Bautista will body slam McDonald's!

 

[Votto]

I scoured that post, and it raises many questions, questions that are not addressed;
How many Macburgers will we be required to eat per week to maintain citizenship? Will we have to eat any additional Macburgers to maintain party affiliation?
Do we know what meat will be contained in the Macburgers? I mean, after it is ground it could be anything, even human. Maybe this presents an opportunity to fight against the scourge of urban cemetery sprall.
Asking for loyal citizens everywhere....

I have no idea. All I know is that real trouble may be just around the corner.

More reliable sources, even more reliable than the first sources, if that is even possible, have come forward and admitted that Trump touched Ronald inappropriately when he sat down next to him. Sure, he is just a manikin but manikins should have rights too, right?

What a sicko!

 

[Votto]

Did you write this yourself, Votto? Excellent!

Yea, it's a hobby. It's how I try to cope.

 

[GLASNOST]

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More reliable sources ,... have come forward and admitted that Trump touched Ronald inappropriately when he sat down next to him. What a sicko!

It's Ronald's fault for sitting down next to Trump with his knees spread apart in the first place.

 

[Votto]

It's Ronald's fault for sitting down next to Trump with his knees spread apart in the first place.

There is no question, Ronald was asking for it. But at the same time, nothing can excuse what Trump did. It shows us just how profoundly flawed Donald Trump's character really is.





























































Besides, January 6th.

 

[GLASNOST]

There is no question, Ronald was asking for it. But at the same time, nothing can excuse what Trump did. It shows us just how profoundly flawed Donald Trump's character really is.

Can't deny it.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

 

[GLASNOST]

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That's what she gets for eating at Burger King.

 

[justoffal]

I have no idea. All I know is that real trouble may be just around the corner.

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More reliable sources, even more reliable than the first sources, if that is even possible, have come forward and admitted that Trump touched Ronald inappropriately when he sat down next to him. Sure, he is just a manikin but manikins should have rights too, right?

What a sicko!

What are it's pronouns?

 

[justoffal]

That's what she gets for eating at Burger King.

Hey! The double whopper with Swiss can be cut in half and provides sustenance for 2 days!

 

[GLASNOST]

Hey! The double whopper with Swiss can be cut in half and provides sustenance for 2 days!

More for a cockroach.