What are your favorite movie one liners?

[the other mike]

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color ?"
Steve Martin ~The Jerk

"Tic tac, sir ?"
Jim Carrey ~Dumb and Dumber ( after the motorcycle cop sips from Lloyd's beer bottle he just peed in)

Life of Brian at the Coliseum;

BRIAN:
Larks' tongues. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens.
REG:
Got any nuts?
BRIAN:
I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers' spleens--
REG:
No, no, no.
BRIAN:
Otters' noses?
REG:
I don't want any of that Roman rubbish.
JUDITH:
Why don't you sell proper food?
BRIAN:
Proper food?
REG:
Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.
BRIAN:
Well, don't blame me. I didn't ask to sell this stuff.
REG:
All right. Bag of otters' noses, then.
FRANCIS:
Make it two.

 

[Jets]

 

[the other mike]

"I'm da potty-poopa."

 

[the other mike]

Law Abiding Citizen
Nick Rice: It's not what you know. It's what you can prove in court.
Clyde Shelton: I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head.

 

[Blues Man]

 

[BlackSand]

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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"​

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[the other mike]

Cheech says "hey man am i driving ok?"
Chong looks around and says " I think we're parked man"
Camera zooms out to the car in the median.

 

[toobfreak]

Cheech says "hey man am i driving ok?"
Chong looks around and says " I think we're parked man"
Camera zooms out to the car in the median.

That was their BEST moment!

 

[the other mike]

Cheech says "hey man am i driving ok?"
Chong looks around and says " I think we're parked man"
Camera zooms out to the car in the median.

That was their BEST moment!

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And
After Cheech takes a handful of acid, --"Oh wait...don't take those man. "

 

[BlackSand]

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"That's Latin darlin', evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man ... Now I really hate him"
Tombstone

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[the other mike]

"He just inherited 3 million dollars and he doesn't understand the concept of money ?"

Tom Cruise in Rainman

 

[the other mike]

"Honey, you did good !"

 

[the other mike]

"You lied to me !"

 

[BlackSand]

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"Thanks a lot you shit brained, fucked face, ball breaking, duck fucking, pain in the ass ... So much for the Sea Shells"
Demolition Man

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[the other mike]

"Karate men bruise on the inside...they don't show their weaknesses."

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

"Karate men bruise on the inside...they don't show their weaknesses."

 

[the other mike]

 

[LuckyDuck]

While there are several quotes from movies in the past that I like, the most recent that I like is from the "Game of Thrones."
"What do you say to the God of Death? Not today."

 

[the other mike]

Bad Santa

 

[JOSweetHeart]

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."-Forest Gump

God bless you always!!!

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