Zone1 What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

[ElmerMudd]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

 

[Votto]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

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He would say, "Hear ye, hear ye, Elect all democrats, as many as you can, so they can give extra taxpayer money to minorities and women wherever you may find them"

At least, I'm pretty sure he would say that.

 

[1srelluc]

He'd say....Why are your "poor" so fat?

 

[Votto]

He'd say....Why are your "poor" so fat?

Jesus would say, "Love your enemies, do good to them,...................except for Trump, you should impeach him twice, convict of anything you can as often as you can, and then shoot him dead, but I think that is only common sense."

 

[Grogu]

He would most likely end up getting crucified by the establishment.

 

[Arlette]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

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We don't know what Jesus said. All we know is what his biographers said

 

[The Irish Ram]

He'd be throwing up...

 

[Arlette]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

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People like you expect too much from the American Christian. You expect em to take the golden rule seriously, cause it's the foundation of Christianity. American Christians can only manage to stick their fucking snout into someone else's crotch, sniffling out homosexual and sin.

 

[Arlette]

He'd be throwing up...

Jesus would say to the American Christian " Get thee behind me, you skank"

 

[Votto]

He would most likely end up getting crucified by the establishment.

This just in

Democrats are saying that the assassination of Jesus Christ was staged saying, "Dude, you can't come back from the dead like that, it's against science and all"

 

[The Irish Ram]

Jesus would say to the American Christian " Get thee behind me, you skank"

And then he would strip, color his hair green, put on his pink vagina hat and join in at a gay parade, while slicing up an aborted fetus, right?

 

[Arlette]

And then he would strip, color his hair green, put on his pink vagina hat and join in at a gay parade, while slicing up an aborted fetus, right?

No. Jesus would get the heck outta here. Beam himself up to heaven to get away from American skanks. He would probably get some Texmex first.

 

[ElmerMudd]

He would most likely end up getting crucified by the establishment.

He would go to the border to talk to and help the illegals.
Trump is President, he goes to jail.
Harris is Presiident - she asks what can we do to solve this crisis. We want to help all but we don't have the resources.

Jesus would not buy a Bible from Trump.

 

[ElmerMudd]

We don't know what Jesus said. All we know is what his biographers said

What do you think Jesus said and did?

 

[ElmerMudd]

And then he would strip, color his hair green, put on his pink vagina hat and join in at a gay parade, while slicing up an aborted fetus, right?

You are very sick

 

[Arlette]

What do you think Jesus said and did?

Jesus had an undiagnosed mental illness. He was also bullied as a kid because everybody knew that Joseph wasn't his real father. So little Jesus made up the most powerful entity he could imagine and proclaimed him his daddy.
Jesus said a lot of weird things and made prophecies that didn't come true. They nailed him to a cross and he lost one of his sandals.

 

[Oddball]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

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God, what piously self-serving fucking dreck....

 

[frigidweirdo]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

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Depends if he was born a redneck or hillbilly or not.

 

[Meriweather]

What would Jesus be doing in the USA in 2024?

Two thousand years ago he said, "Blessed are the peacemakers."

My guess is he would be looking for peacemakers.

 

[Grogu]

He would go to the border to talk to and help the illegals.
Trump is President, he goes to jail.
Harris is Presiident - she asks what can we do to solve this crisis. We want to help all but we don't have the resources.

Jesus would not buy a Bible from Trump.

Jesus would love all, including Trump.